cycleprincess
06-09-05, 02:54 PM
|How To Clean Your Toilet
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|1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
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|pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
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|2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
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|towards the bathroom.
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|3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
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|and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
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|4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
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|Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
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|cat is actually enjoying this.
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|5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
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|a "power-wash" and rinse".
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|6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
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|sure that there are no people between the bathroom and
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|the front door.
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|7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
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|quickly lift both lids.
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|8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
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|through the bathroom, and run outside where he will
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|dry himself off.
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|9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
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|clean.
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|Sincerely,
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|The Dog
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|1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
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|pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
|
|
|
|2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
|
|towards the bathroom.
|
|
|
|3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
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|and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
|
|
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|4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
|
|Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
|
|cat is actually enjoying this.
|
|
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|5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
|
|a "power-wash" and rinse".
|
|
|
|6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
|
|sure that there are no people between the bathroom and
|
|the front door.
|
|
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|7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
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|quickly lift both lids.
|
|
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|8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
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|through the bathroom, and run outside where he will
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|dry himself off.
|
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|9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
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|clean.
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|Sincerely,
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|The Dog