weej
06-15-05, 01:45 AM
Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".
Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. "Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum, not only are ya a top root, but you're a real sport too"
..... and drives off..........
Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".
Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. "Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum, not only are ya a top root, but you're a real sport too"
..... and drives off..........