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weej
06-15-05, 01:45 AM
Daryl is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
Daryl slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the blazes d'ya think ya doing?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: "G'day Daryl. You got me pregnant, so now I'm gonna kill meself".
Daryl gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. "Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum, not only are ya a top root, but you're a real sport too"
..... and drives off..........

Stubacca
06-15-05, 10:00 AM
good one... :D

eubi
06-18-05, 04:15 PM
Sounds like the old George Carlin bit...

James H Haury
07-11-05, 07:51 AM
Gee ,some courteous considerate guy could do really well in OZ.

mpop
07-11-05, 11:48 AM
James, we could use a few considerate people in the US too.

anthonaut
07-13-05, 05:44 AM
Gee ,some courteous considerate guy could do really well in OZ.
Its called a joke, hence why its in the jokes forum :rolleyes:

Applehead57
07-13-05, 06:30 AM
Sounds like the old George Carlin bit...

I remember that one.

Chris L
07-23-05, 04:45 AM
Gee ,some courteous considerate guy could do really well in OZ.

No they couldn't. I tried that angle when i was less cynical -- it didn't work.