Best Friend

[weej]

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?"
After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?" "I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."

"That makes sense," remarks the barkeep... "And, what about your best friend?"

"I looked him right in the eye and yelled, **Bad Dog** "

[Stacey]

A guy walks in to a bar and orders 12 doubles of scotch... "Line 'em up!", he says.

The bartender, quite suprised, says "Wow, a dozen doubles! What's the occasion?"

The patron replies, "Eh, it's my first blow job."

"Fantastic!" Exclaims the barkeep. "Let me buy ya' one too."

"No, thanks.' Says the patron. "If 12 don't kill the taste, I doubt 13 will."

[Kestrelman]

Prostitute says to a man, "I'll do anything you want for 200.00." Man responds, "Paint my house".