Stubacca
06-18-05, 07:50 AM
Two weeks ago was my forty-seventh birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say “Good Morning,” let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.” The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.”
So I felt a little better now that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.”
I said, “You know, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.”
We went to lunch and didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place.
We had a couple of martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't really need to go back to the office, do we?”
I said, “No, I guess not.” Then She said, “Let's go to my apartment.”
After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”
“Sure,” I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and about 5 minutes later, came out carrying a big birthday cake
Followed by my wife..... children and several of our friends.
And Yup.........All were singing.........Ha
“Happy Birthday”
And I Just Sat There...
On The Couch...
Naked.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say “Good Morning,” let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.” The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.”
So I felt a little better now that someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.”
I said, “You know, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.”
We went to lunch and didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place.
We had a couple of martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't really need to go back to the office, do we?”
I said, “No, I guess not.” Then She said, “Let's go to my apartment.”
After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”
“Sure,” I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and about 5 minutes later, came out carrying a big birthday cake
Followed by my wife..... children and several of our friends.
And Yup.........All were singing.........Ha
“Happy Birthday”
And I Just Sat There...
On The Couch...
Naked.