General Cycling Discussion - Bike bumper stickers

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Painisgood
06-23-05, 10:14 PM
I know you can't, but if you could-what would you say?

"I'm slow but I'm pollution free"

"Back off or I'll blow snot on your car"

"I'm slow but I'm good looking"

"My other car is a Bianchi too"

megaman
06-23-05, 10:30 PM
"Just out pedaling my a*s"
lilHinault
06-23-05, 11:37 PM
"10,000 MPG"
"I'm The Motor"
"Take This, Osama"
"Take This, Bush"


etc.

Good one I think, if you can come up with saying that won't alienate the cagers, but rather get them thinking.

chrisesposito
06-23-05, 11:50 PM
Saw this one on a recumbent:
"My other bike is a bike"
paintballdude
06-24-05, 09:42 AM
Do you follow Jesus this close?
theden
06-24-05, 10:03 AM
Why Buy Gas?

This Vehicle Runs on Alternative Fuel.
AlphaGeek
06-24-05, 10:31 AM
Thank you for not squashing me like a bug! (probably not)

Put the cell phone DOWN!

Ride a Bike...Make a Smile!
Cerberusgl
06-24-05, 10:38 AM
"10,000 MPG"
"I'm The Motor"
"Take This, Osama"
"Take This, Bush"


etc.

Good one I think, if you can come up with saying that won't alienate the cagers, but rather get them thinking.

I get about 950 MPG equivalent Gasoline ~ 31,000 kcal per gallon and I burn around 32 kcal per mile on my morning commute. I thought about making a t-shirt that says " I get 950 MPG how about you?"
Spider
06-24-05, 10:38 AM
One less car.
cosmo starr
06-24-05, 10:40 AM
Cars Kill
velomedieval
06-24-05, 11:12 AM
You Can Have My Parking Spot...You're Welcome
cog_nate
06-24-05, 01:07 PM
Honk if you bike for sex in my other car which is a bike.

Your karma hit my dogma while it was chasing my bike, ma!

Thinking of asking me about my grandchildren visualizing whirled peas is patriotic.
jhota
06-24-05, 03:17 PM
Stop looking at my butt.
2manybikes
06-24-05, 03:35 PM
Keep back 500 feet.

Warning !! Uncontained nuclear waste !!

If you can read this move over 15 feet to your left.

____________

I'M WITH
STUPID
<-
___________
Bikemiker
06-24-05, 04:29 PM
Back off, I'm saving the world!

Your grandchildren will thank me.

Stop desecrating my planet. -God

Nice SUV, How many soldiers per gallon?
roadfix
06-24-05, 04:40 PM
"Hit me. I could use the money."
zonatandem
06-24-05, 04:42 PM
Share the road!
zonatandem
06-24-05, 04:42 PM
Share the road!
silk
06-24-05, 04:57 PM
That SUV makes you look fat!
gonesh9
06-24-05, 05:35 PM
This vehicle powered by vegetables.
dee-vee
06-24-05, 07:45 PM
vegan powered.
andrewh
06-24-05, 08:53 PM
Burn FAT not OIL!