Foo - Human Flesh Flavored Tofu?

http://www.thechamplainchannel.com/news/4679750/detail.html

HANOVER, N.H. -- A Dartmouth business student is getting a lot of attention for a macabre new food product.

Tuck Business school student Mark Nuckols said he's doing brisk business for "Hufu," a tofu product that's made to taste like human flesh.

Nuckols said he got the idea for Hufu while eating a soy-turkey sandwich and reading a book about cannibalism.


STOP THE WORLD I WANT TO GET OFF! :eek:

shut up

shut up



OH Boy!!

Im a veggie so I dont know about these type of things...
But does this have anything to do with the 'Two Foot Hoagies"
I see advertised in all the sandwich shops around here ??

'Finger Food' ?????

Im a veggie so I dont know about these type of things...
But does this have anything to do with the 'Two Foot Hoagies"
I see advertised in all the sandwich shops around here ??



:roflmao:

Hannibal the second, perhaps? )

Koffee

I'm wondering how he knew he had the taste right....

Someone ought to check the dood's freezer, basement, and backyard.

Koffee

Ummmm.... ribs!

Hmm....I'll take the rump roast flavored health bowl #6 please.....yes I'll also take a hannibul lecter souvenir 32oz soda as well.....thanks!



....I have all kinds of messed up and disturbing questions I wished I could ask this guy to see if he's just attention hoing or he's really that messed up.

Long pig.... the other white meat.

What do they use as a baseline..

How would he know what flesh tastes like... That is just gross. He has a demented mind

I'm wondering how he knew he had the taste right....

That question is in the FAQ section of his website (http://www.eathufu.com).

Well, i always said i'd eat human if it were legal (mostly to shut up vegans), so i'm willing to give this a go if i can get my hands on it.

this makes the wienershnitzel jokes much less funny.

That question is in the FAQ section of his website (http://www.eathufu.com).

That is ********, all they say is:

How do you know HufuTM tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of HufuTM are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.

"Eat a Vegetarian, They're full of fiber!"

I'm wondering how he knew he had the taste right....

Tastes like chicken. :D

I understand Hufu's point to a degree. Many people are vegetarian because killing and eating animals is morally objectionable to them and eating animal products is just nasty and gross. So to them, "animal-flavored" veggie fare like veggie burgers, "chicken" nuggets, and veggie franks doesn't make sense. To some of them, eating a cow is the same as eating a human. Hence, human flavored soy to parody beef-flavored veggie burgers.

I limit my consumption of meat to some degree to reduce my resource consumption footprint, but I don't equate humans with non-humans and I have no moral compunction against eating dew-eyed, cute, furry critters. I really like the taste of animal flesh and I seared plenty of it on a charcoal grill this past Independence Day weekend here in the USA. I kind of like Andy Rooney's quip: "Vegetarian -- that's an old Indian word meaning Lousy Hunter."

RFM

I eat what I am

how does he know what people taste like anyway?

I eat what I am
...and you are what you eat! :eek:

Did anyone read the stories on the website, particularly about the dudes in the 1800's going cross country by wagon? Disturbing..

Wonder if it tastes like chicken?

Wonder if it tastes like chicken?
Read the FAQ, human flesh does NOT taste like chicken.
Geez, what are there no cannibals in your family?

Read the FAQ, human flesh does NOT taste like chicken.
Geez, what are there no cannibals in your family?

No cannibals, just a bunch of we are just a bunch of rednecks in the city.

Jeez, if you eat this then the statement you are what you eat comes true. Well, sort of.

shut up
Wow what an absolutely worthless post Good Job :rolleyes:

I third "tastes like chicken?".

Sounds good! Where can I buy it?

It sounds gross, yes, but I think this "Hufu" does have a intended purpose for being on the market. Our world thrived on cannibalism and was necessary for survival. Most if not all of our ancestors have resorted to cannibalism in some sort or another. Even today, carnivores need to kill to survive. Though I could be wrong, this could be used to really teach us about our past and what those people had to do all over the world in order to survive.

Don't get me wrong...I could be wrong about this...But my thoughts.

"It sounds gross, yes, but I think this "Hufu" does have a intended purpose for being on the market. Even today, carnivores need to kill to survive." Though I could be wrong, this could be used to really teach us about our future and what people will have to do all over the world in order to survive.

In Soviet Russia, vegetarians eat you?! :eek:

"It sounds gross, yes, but I think this "Hufu" does have a intended purpose for being on the market. Even today, carnivores need to kill to survive." Though I could be wrong, this could be used to really teach us about our future and what people will have to do all over the world in order to survive.

Why does that sound just like my post, and its not even a quote?

....smaking his lips, "A little more salt, perhaps?"

Sounds good! Where can I buy it?

McDonald's? :D

Donner Party...your table is ready!!

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Well, i always said i'd eat human if it were legal (mostly to shut up vegans), so i'm willing to give this a go if i can get my hands on it.

www.manmeat.com
[EDIT] Sorry old link they used to sell human they got from people who willed/sold there bodies, like people do for medical studies.