Professional Cycling - Funny photo!!

Come up with a funny caption for this pic....I'll start.

"You're fat!"

"Yeah??! Well you're bald!!"

I'm guessing that is Jan?

"Jan moments before sobbing that he can't have CSC's bikes"

- What’s that yodelling I hear?
- Look, it’s that Armstrong guy who got his balls, er, ball, caught in the wheel!

Hey fun-boy... me and my friend want to know how much for a 3-way?

"Pink doesnt make you go faster!"

"I know, but no one on my team fell before the finish line."

Race you for ownership papers!

"Ok, Jan... We've just replaced da vear vinshield in da back, so how about you try not to smash dis one, ok? Goot! Oh, and by z way... pleez pedal a bit faster, ok?" (then laughing as they drive off) :D

Burke

"Ok, Jan... We've just replaced da vear vinshield in da back, so how about you try not to smash dis one, ok? Goot! Oh, and by z way... pleez pedal a bit faster, ok?" (then laughing as they drive off) :D

Burke


lol

"Hey! You in the pink! Check out the roof-just got a great deal on these, and apparently you could use something a little faster. Pull over and I can give you a super deal."

...and he says: "I was talking to the duck!"

CSC DS to Jan:

"So did Armstrong really yell 'On your right' as he went by?"

Bjarne "Hey, Jan - why are you so fat?"

Jan: "Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit"

CSC DS to Jan:

"So did Armstrong really yell 'On your right' as he went by?"

:D

Jan - Does CSC stand for "C*** S****** Cowboy" or "Cant Stand Crashing"?

Jan - Does CSC stand for "C*** S****** Cowboy" or "Cant Stand Crashing"?


I like it.

"Ok, Jan... We've just replaced da vear vinshield in da back, so how about you try not to smash dis one, ok? Goot! Oh, and by z way... pleez pedal a bit faster, ok?" (then laughing as they drive off) :D

Burke
extra funny...

"Looks like the ecstasy is starting to kick in..."

heres a funny photo

http://www.quickstepcycling.com/images/QSC/splash/splashimage.jpg

Driver to Jan... Need some Pepto bismo for that huge gut? Your jersey looks like a bottle.

Jan... I may need pepto, but you need some wax for that head of your's... at least my team name is not "crash like crazy"...

" isnt it a pitty Jan that the pink jersey is awarded in the Giro and not the TDF..... "

" isnt it a pitty Jan that the pink jersey is awarded in the Giro and not the TDF..... "
holy crap that's hilarious!

Photo of Boonen above, McEwen appears to have his front brake on, Someone placing some action with the Bookies looks like.

Photo of Boonen above, McEwen appears to have his front brake on, Someone placing some action with the Bookies looks like.

Maybe its because by the time Tom had a chance to sit up with them going 40mph across the line, they were way past the line when the picture was taken.

OK I have to say this. The 'CSC Driver' is Bjarne Riis a former Tour de France champion not just some dumbass driver. Please pay him the respect he has earned by addressing him as Bjarne. So for a correction it should look like this:



Bjarne Riis : "Hey, Jan - why are you so fat?"
Jan: "Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit"

:)

Maybe its because by the time Tom had a chance to sit up with them going 40mph across the line, they were way past the line when the picture was taken.


Back on topic please!!


"How many Tours have you won?"
"One. You?"
"Yeah...one."

Back on topic please!!



Im getting there, see one up from your last :)

Im getting there, see one up from your last :)


One of the BEST sledges ever....


Glenn McGrath v Eddo Brandes
McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwe number 11 - who was unable to get his bat anywhere near the ball.

McGrath, frustrated that Brandes was still at the crease, wandered up during one particular over and inquired: "Why are you so fat?"

Quick as a flash, Brandes replied: "Because every time I screw your wife, she gives me a biscuit."

Even the Aussie slip fielders were in hysterics.

"Ok, sir, would you like fries with that?"

heres a funny photo

http://www.quickstepcycling.com/images/QSC/splash/splashimage.jpg

Robbie to Tom "those green shorts are hot dude"

I cannot believe no one's made the obligatory Grey Poupon joke.

BR: "So how do you eat so well during the off season?"
JU: "With these bad boys; check them out!"

Didn't want to start another thread, but the caption on this photo is great..
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/?id=tour057/S-ARMSTRONG630

It's like getting to school and finding out Mom packed you an apple instead of a cookie.

"Hey Jan do that impression of Garfield again"

or

"Yea ....I do think is see a piece on glass stuck between your teeth"

If we have to wear pink for T-Mobile, we should at least get a weekend with katherine zeta-jones.

Didn't want to start another thread, but the caption on this photo is great..
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/?id=tour057/S-ARMSTRONG630

It's like getting to school and finding out Mom packed you an apple instead of a cookie.


Look at the muscles on Armstrongs left leg. They are awesome!!!

riis: vant ah struddel?

jan: ja!

BJ: so next year you think you can take Basso?
JU: only you leave him behind on crash!

jan: so bjarne, i gotta know -- howcome everyone who goes to your team suddenly performs so well?
bjarne: same reason everyone on discovery performs so well, silly. we have a great training staff!
jan: ah, stupid me. i knew you'd say that.

i like the caption on this photo more...
http://www.superbikeplanet.com/image/2005/8hr/1/p12.htm

Didn't want to start another thread, but the caption on this photo is great..
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/?id=tour057/S-ARMSTRONG630

It's like getting to school and finding out Mom packed you an apple instead of a cookie.
"Lance Armstrong unpacks his lunch, while Santi Botero looks at his tunafish flavoured energy bar somewhat quizzically"
:lol:

Riis: Hey Jan, I was thinking, would you like to be Basso's domestique next year?

lol

X2 :D

Jan - Does CSC stand for "C*** S****** Cowboy" or "Cant Stand Crashing"?

:roflmao:

Didn't want to start another thread, but the caption on this photo is great..
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/tour05/?id=tour057/S-ARMSTRONG630

It's like getting to school and finding out Mom packed you an apple instead of a cookie.

you see armstrong...


LOOK MOMMY IM A BIRD. QUACK QUACK :D

RANDOM PIC

I just found this

Look at the muscles on Armstrongs left leg. They are awesome!!!

I got yo legs right here

I got yo legs right here


Jan's rectus femoris has its own fanpage......that's insane definition.

Jan's rectus femoris has its own fanpage......that's insane definition.
word. His legs are even more impressive than Vino's.

word. His legs are even more impressive than Vino's.

The veins on George H's calves are still the highlight of the pro peloton. Almost Sean Yates-esque.

The veins on George H's calves are still the highlight of the pro peloton. Almost Sean Yates-esque.

GH has varicose veins... Not sure how much trouble/pain it causes him... I remember once he said that he will try to remove them after retiring from pro cycling...

GH has varicose veins...

I know. I met him out here when he came to race with Motorola about 10 years ago. He had the beginnings of it then.

Massive veinage looks pro.