Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Offroad fixie stupdity: Mallet's Bash on a track iron

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andygates
07-19-05, 03:49 PM
The ride: three loops around the rolling east Devon countryside starting and finishing at Bicton College. 150 riders of varying levels of ability. I did the short course, which is a mere 30km. The hardcases were doing 70km, in scorchio summer heat. The route was great, very varied, well waymarked (with once exception, see later), and very challenging. Refreshment stops had all the necessaries: water, bananas, cake and a mechanic. All in all, a class act.

The bike: a delicate steel track fixie on a 63" gear running a pair of cyclocross tyres, one roadie front brake, and moustache handlebars. Apart from a girl on a Kinesis Crosslight, I was the only non-MTB heretic there. Not that there was a vibe of heresy: there was a fun happy atmosphere. Cyclists are just cheerful people.

How was it? Damned hard work! Scary as all hell! Great fun! I only came off three times (!) 'cos I descend like a girl: those skinny 'cross tyres just ploughed right into some of the gravel-trap downhills and controlling my speed with back-pressure was just a non-starter on what felt like vertical walls of pebbly death. The climbs, well, the fixie tradition applies: motor up the first part puffing like a steam loco, then hop off and shoulder the bike just before you stall.

Or just after you stall, when you pick gorse thorns out of your arse. It's a learning curve.

The woodland sections were fun: challenging and fast with dappled shadows making the rooty, pebbly stuff underwheel trickier than it really was. And up on the moorland bits, with heather and buzzards (I ain't dead yet, damn you!), was marvellous. Okay, so across one golf course, the waymarkings had been "cleaned up" and we went through some totally daft undergrowth - but it was supposed to be a bit of a navigation challenge as well as a ride. Fixie transmissions don't foul when full of bracken.

The two river crossings were *fun*!

Overall, I'd say this was just a bit mental for a fixie. As one other rider said, "Is that a fixed gear? You're either very good or an absolute fool!" Take a fatter-tyred singlespeed, and it would be an absolute hoot, but the deep pebbly descents were too scary to be fun. There's only so many times I can say "**** **** ****itty ****" before it gets stale (I switched to singing, very loudly, "Swingin' on a Star" with improv verses... be afraid). It was difficult, and of course it's always good to do difficult things, especially when people are giving you fixie kudos - but I didn't half have that "oh no! it's the wrong bicycle, Gromit!" feeling a lot of the time.

But hey, I'm alive, and my lovely gracile steel track iron with its delicate Record hubs and whispery Open Pro rims - it all survived. Which is as much of a surprise as my lack of injuries!

This was the first year of the Bash, which is a memorial charity fundraiser for a Bike Shed mechanic and all-round Good Egg who died last year. I think it's a keeper. If you fancy some scary daftness next year, watch out for it.


BostonFixed
07-19-05, 06:25 PM
pics of your ride?

andygates
07-20-05, 04:16 PM
If you mean the event, I was wayy to busy not dying to take photos. :) The event organisers wll have some here (http://www.svcc.org.uk/) soon.

If you mean the bike, here's how it looks in offroad mode (http://www.ravenfamily.org/andyg/images/nero_offroad_sideview.jpg), the transmission's a 50:21 (63") Miche Primato chainset to a no-name sprocket (http://www.ravenfamily.org/andyg/images/nero_offroad_transmission.jpg) with a shiny silver BMX chain and here's the bracken in the transmission (http://www.ravenfamily.org/andyg/images/nero_mallet_cog.jpg) afterwards. I'm a lousy photographer!


*new*guy
07-20-05, 07:58 PM
That is nicely written. Well done on the ride as well. Now you've got to figure out if you want to try something like that again;)

BostonFixed
07-20-05, 08:06 PM
Sweet. I love pics of dirrty bikes.

icithecat
07-20-05, 09:06 PM
Sounds like a fabulously fun time. I know you will be there next year. Your bike pics look great.

andygates
07-21-05, 04:17 AM
Next year I'll ***** out and do it on a singlespeed: I got a Bad Boy that's been complaining because the fixie has had all the attention. I think for now, I'm going to keep my fixin' out of those pebble traps!

andygates
07-25-05, 12:36 PM
CODA: If you are dumb enough to take your track bike offroad, for gods' sakes check the wheel tension afterwards. I didn't, just tried an overnight century, and blew three spokes. Ended up having to pack and call the sag wagon after re-tensioning twice in the dark by torchlight. I *still* don't have my century and it's my fault for not looking after my ride. Grrr! :mad:

freddiesan
07-25-05, 02:25 PM
Took my late 60's road-fixie out for an offroad challenge yesterday. I have 700/28 cyclocross-like tires so I thought I was up for the challenge. Thought it would be a good opportunity to practise my technical skills since I'm quite new to the fixie scene. So when looking back; Yes I did get the chance to practise technique. No I was not up for the challenge. Screamed like an old lady on a steep descent with big thick tree roots all over the path. My teeth almost shook off going over those hard roots. The stiff frame rattled worse then an alarm bell. Fortunately I got through it without a scratch and without a snakebite flat on my front tire.

Can't begin to image how it would have been with a track frame. It was fun though.