Jokes & Humor - Lance Armstrong Arrested!!!!!

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sandy_pangle
07-22-05, 02:56 PM
PARIS (AP) - French Authorities arrested Lance Armstrong and disqualified him from this year's Tour de France on Friday after cleaning personnel discovered 3 substances in his motel room that are explicitly banned in France. Tour Officials are saddened by this turn of events and Lance Armstrong was not available for comment. When asked by reporters as to the identification of the substances, Police Crime Lab Investigators confirmed that the substances were in fact, toothpaste, deodorant and soap.

MWW
07-22-05, 02:57 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good stuff Sandy.
kandnhome
07-22-05, 02:58 PM
Oh wow, this is old.

rbart4506
07-22-05, 02:58 PM
Good stuff???

That is so old it's not even funny anymore.....
platypus
07-22-05, 02:59 PM
wtlw.
StalkerZERO
07-22-05, 02:59 PM
OM FREAKIN GAWD!! :eek:

Scared me fer nuthin. *heart pitter patters*
I need an aspirin. :p
Laggard
07-22-05, 03:03 PM
An old and very stupid joke.
Chucklehead
07-22-05, 03:05 PM
it'd be funnier if it were true...
KingTermite
07-22-05, 03:05 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
racingpain
07-22-05, 03:06 PM
it is old and it was wrong back then, let it drop, the frenchies were wrong, it is false information.

RacingPain
cc_rider
07-22-05, 03:08 PM
That joke is so old that Bob Roll told it at the start of stage one. ;)
Stubacca
07-22-05, 03:09 PM
it is old and it was wrong back then, let it drop, the frenchies were wrong, it is false information.

RacingPain
Jeez... grow a sense of humour! It may be old, but it's a joke - no 'frenchies' ever said it...
geeklpc1985
07-23-05, 07:06 PM
Bob Roll


Who?

Geek
kwv
08-26-05, 10:41 AM
That joke is so old that Bob Roll told it at the start of stage one. ;)

Since Lance has been riding for an number of years Stage one of what year?

;-)
Guest
08-26-05, 11:22 AM
*sigh*

I should merge every thread with this "joke" in it so we can all see just how many times it's been told...

Koffee
filtersweep
08-26-05, 12:31 PM
Jeez... grow a sense of humour! It may be old, but it's a joke - no 'frenchies' ever said it...

Yeah... If you think it is funny, maybe YOU need a sense of humor.
immortalem
08-29-05, 01:12 PM
That is hilarious. LOL :)
Metro
08-31-05, 09:18 AM
Toothpaste............., soap,.....deoderant. ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
Palsdude
09-08-05, 10:14 PM
Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.
CPcyclist
09-08-05, 10:26 PM
Ooch Lol
hi565
09-11-05, 01:37 PM
*sigh*

I should merge every thread with this "joke" in it so we can all see just how many times it's been told...

Koffee

*in my best hutch voice* "Do it, Do it, Do it" :D

Im not kidding!
chicharron
11-04-05, 08:43 PM
An old and very stupid joke.
I thought that it was hilarious.
cycleprincess
11-06-05, 10:18 PM
it was funny...the first time.
AtlAllez
11-07-05, 11:13 PM
you forgot a razor
KrisPistofferson
11-07-05, 11:21 PM
Every time I see this joke posted from now on, I'm gonna post a link to that movie where the messengers are racing through New York traffic in the thread, and vice versa.