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cabana 4 life
08-10-05, 04:22 PM
came in from a ride today and found this

drac_vamp
08-10-05, 04:24 PM
thats what you get for stealing/kidnapping a leprechaun.... bad luck.
gmcaptain
08-10-05, 04:39 PM
A few months ago I was riding wit my gf and a bird scored a shot on my thigh as I was passing in front of a bus stop bench. I looked down and there was an empty beetle carcas amidst the goo. 70 year-old fat woman started laughing when I screamed "that bird just sh*t a bug on me!"

gmcaptain
08-10-05, 04:40 PM
ps. thanks for the stickers.
SSSasky
08-10-05, 04:52 PM
You found a leprechaun under your stylie hipster bird poo?
Aeroplane
08-10-05, 08:35 PM
I was running with my gf once, and a bird shat on her face as it flew by. I wasn't wearing a shirt, and there were no trees around, so I had to take the bottom of her shirt to wipe it off. Far from a happy camper.
votedean
08-10-05, 10:30 PM
way "too" close ...../being a nerd.
icithecat
08-10-05, 11:39 PM
Wait a sec.
Around here, being shat on by a bird (the flying kind), is supposed to bring good luck.
Go buy a lottery ticket immediately.
evanyc
08-11-05, 07:55 AM
haha my girlfriend was walking under an awning once and a pigeon shat right between her glasses and her eye... that's precision
cabana 4 life
08-11-05, 12:19 PM
ya no problem ,the shirts will be done real soon
cabana 4 life
08-11-05, 12:20 PM
You found a leprechaun under your stylie hipster bird poo?

why do i have to be a hipster?
jim-bob
08-11-05, 12:25 PM
why do i have to be a hipster?

Heredity or environment. You make the call.
cabana 4 life
08-11-05, 12:31 PM
Heredity or environment. You make the call.


thanx
ImOnCrank
08-11-05, 12:32 PM
This conversation has redeemed a long day of boring political *****. Thank you.
cabana 4 life
08-11-05, 01:33 PM
always happy to help out