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09-02-05, 11:46 AM
Not the greatest joke, but it almost has some bike humour!
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so
she took it to the Veterinarian. He found that the
problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and
the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that
if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to
the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in
the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some
"Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells
her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use
deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my
arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your
legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs
either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for
a week."
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so
she took it to the Veterinarian. He found that the
problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and
the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that
if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to
the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in
the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some
"Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells
her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use
deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my
arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your
legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs
either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for
a week."