Jokes & Humor - Really Creepy (but this one works)

Stacey messed with us with a mind game that had a depressing ending.... so here is one that works (for 90% of people).



Scroll down, say your answers out loud.









What's 5 + 1?



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What's 4 + 2?



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What's 3 + 3?



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What's 3 x 2?


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Keep repeating the number you've been thinking until told to stop.


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Keep Saying it...


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Keep saying it the number and think of a vegetable


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Keep saying that number.

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STOP



Would you like a carrot?

Ok, that was a little odd.

My veggie was an onion.

Guess I'm in that 10%

- eggplant?

:p

Well, of course.

Carrots are usually sold by the half-dozen.

I was thinking of a cucumber. I'd hate to hear what a shrink would tell me that means!

green beans?

brocolli?

I tried saying 2,2,2,2,2,2,2 over and over, and came up with thinking about potatoes.

Any correlation there? :o

tomato...wheres my tomato? -oh wait, thats a fruit.

i got potatoes

i got potatoes


If you got two..-give me one?

Stacey messed with us with a mind game that had a depressing ending.... so here is one that works (for 90% of people).



Scroll down, say your answers out loud.









What's 5 + 1?



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What's 4 + 2?



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What's 3 + 3?



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What's 3 x 2?


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Keep repeating the number you've been thinking until told to stop.


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Keep Saying it...


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Keep saying it the number and think of a vegetable


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Keep saying that number.

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STOP



Would you like a carrot?

Nope, I first thought zuccini and then corn. Sorry! (I'm not joking)

Tomato here as well.

avacados ... I just love avacados.

Mark

I started with a red pepper and then switched to carrot right before the end.
Then I used two piece of coal for the buttons, and two sticks for his arms.

I want a carrot.

I said carrot

Tomato here as well.

Tomatos are fruits...

Tomatos are fruits...

So are avocados.

Rutabaga ?

Well, I.G. it looks like this should have read (for 90% of people it dosen't) :lol:

Holy crap, I was actually thinking of a carrot.

Spooky....I was thinking of carrot too.

I thought of carrot and so did my co-worker. Saw this in an e-mail months ago and said carrot then too.

I thought carrot, but switched to breakfast sausage for a bit then back to carrot. Me wants some Jimmy Dean!

Wonder if this only "works" on English-speakers....

carrot

these other people must not buy their own vegetables

Here is the full one i received in an email a couple of months ago...

Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really.Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).


What is:>




1+5



2+4



3+3



4+2




5+1



Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down.





QUICK! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow down.




Keep going




You're thinking of a carrot, right?>>>>If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise. Dont worry i thought of a carrot too.


OK. Next mind trick

here is another one Say the following number aloud!Do it fast!
3
33
333
3333
33333
333333
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Fast! Choose a color and a tool!





Thought of one of each? Don't change the original!










You answered: red and hammer



Didn't you?!





This test is weird. Test yourself, but remember - The most important thingis to follow the instructions very carefully and not to scroll down too fast.Now, count the following easy calculations in your head as quickly asyou can. It might help you if you say the answers aloud.Follow the instructions one at a time and as fast as possible.How much is:





2 + 2?






8 + 8?









16 + 16?







Fast! Think of a number between 12 and 5.








Ready? Don't change your original number!










Scroll down!










The number you chose was 7.







Strange, right?!?

I don't get it.

i used to say "potato" and "blue chisel", but i've seen it so many times now that i almost always say "carrot".

cucumber