Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Ceya vs. Tahlia Lempert

Apologies if this has been posted before.

"Ceya's Gianni Motta":

http://www.bicyclepaintings.com/studio05/ceyamotta/images/11.jpg

More paintings by Taliah Lempert (http://www.bicyclepaintings.com).

Damn, I was hoping they were racing, or at least wrasslin'.

that bike is so pimp

that bike is even purdier in person, if you'd belee dat.

It's like a bald eagle, shedding a single tear, on a majestic mountain peak.

Scary when a bike makes you go boing!

i wish i could say that i like the paint job, but i can't.

and all of ceya's bikes ride nicer than they look

i wish i could say that i like the paint job, but i can't.
Your one to talk with your "mr. red sparkly pants paint". :p

Your one to talk with your "mr. red sparkly pants paint". :p

serious shants. if Liberace rode a track bike, it'd be a Makino (like the white and gold flake frame I wanted that went for too much on ebay yesterday).

but really, Ceya's bike could only be improved by some sparkle paint. Maybe just the seat tube stars? Yea, that'd be the... hmm, I can't come up with a good, hip adjective. Shants, can you help me here?

:D

I mean, if this was about wrestling, which it should have been, then I think Taliah would probably kick Ceya's ass. Like bad. Like Ceya on the ground wimpering, putting his hands up to his face all like, "Please stop..PPLLLEAASEEE>>yarrghh -gh"
And Taliah is all like, "NOT TILL YOU SAY UNCLE DAMNIT"
And ceya is shrieking and like "UNNNCCCLLEEEE AHHHHHHHHAHRHGHH UUNNNCCLLEE!!!!"

He claims to not be lurking, but who can resist the siren call of bf fixed gear forums... unless Ceya is on the equivalent of some kind of methadone program, like the Full House Forums, Uncle Jesse thread...

Full House Forums, Uncle Jesse thread...

That sounds about as right as curing heroin addiction with a crack habit backed by prostitution.