Word to the Wise

[cycleprincess]

Words women use...

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


WHATEVER

... is a woman's way of saying * !#@ YOU!

[eubi]

Uh oh...

I think I've been making some terrible mistakes...

Here's one I like to use:

"I can only do one thing at a time, sweetheart. I can't multi-task as well as women can."

Usually buys me some time...

Guys: use this a couple times and maybe some of the requests for work you get will stop, or at least slow down.

"Wow, I don't have the right tool for this job. I need to go to the hardware store."

Then bring home LOTS of stuff. Wonder aloud where you are going to put it all. Leave it on the dining room table and kitchen drainboard.

Gals, let's hear it for Mrs. Eubi!

[dora]

Words women use...

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.


WHATEVER

... is a woman's way of saying * !#@ YOU!



Wow.. for me, this is 90 percent accurate!! LOL!

[Irish Bill]

Here's an impossible to answer to question. "Does my bum look big in this?" If you say no, you're a liar. If you say yes, run.