Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

[nick burns]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"


The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went boating, fishing, hunting,
attended football games and
played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.



The End

[scottogo]

I like a happy ending

[dora]

Me too...

[USAZorro]

What? He didn't ride his bike a lot too? That makes me happy.