Rides and Races - DC Pirates' Pillages and Plunders

25,000$ worth of bling, now fellow pirates... if we could get our hands on this individual...

We can so take that guy down. Here's the plan.

1) Get a pie crust
2) Get some glue
3) Put the glue in the pie crust and cover with tastey whip cream
4) Serve with delicious side of goat sorbet
5) Take the pie, which will surely now have dental-bling stuck to it, and ride away into the shadows where we will bide our time until next we strike.

It's crazy enough to work...right? I mean it involves goats and pie, how can it go wrong?

Goat Smoker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cruftbox.com/cruft/docs/elecsmoker.html

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_ea/article/0,1976,FOOD_9956_2245800,00.html

It may be too much work. P' n C' don't like to work hard.

Look, I really don't care how you want to kill the darn thing. (btw: I perfer my goats in tender bites in curry or slowed cooked in a brown sause) If you are up to the task of building the smoker and then spend the time to smoke it, sure we can do it (I have Fri off). Have you figured out how long it would take to smoke an entire goat and whether it would fit in the cardboard box or tin can?

btw; to the Veggie's out there, would you be oftened by being in the same room when non-veggie stuff is cooked?

And how many people are coming???

And is marcel going to bus down from NY just to party?

btw; to the Veggie's out there, would you be oftened by being in the same room when non-veggie stuff is cooked?

I'll probably be a little late for the cooking festivities, and as long as youre not playing with your meat i wont be offended.

And how many people are coming???

hmm, i'm guessing 20, but what do i know? like i said, bring as much of your dish as you can cook/bake/carry.

And is marcel going to bus down from NY just to party?

he better come, i'll pay his chinatown bus ticket if needed.

and for the non goat people: http://static.flickr.com/35/73382704_6fcbb4a0ae_o.gif

I'll probably be a little late for the cooking festivities, and as long as youre not playing with your meat i wont be offended.
Hmmm. So us silly vegetarians are allowed to play with our meat? Ah, more perks of the diet.

20 people, wow... its going to be crowded. may have to make room.....

what time is everyone meeting for the pre party ride?

why the hell am I asking these questions?

Hmmm. So us silly vegetarians are allowed to play with our meat? Ah, more perks of the diet.

Haven't u heard? track bikes are the new vegans

I'll be parting my ass off in houston with my teamates at the soltice(?) race this weekend. are you really going to kill a goat? i would love to see this. thanks for thinking of me .

Look, I really don't care how you want to kill the darn thing. (btw: I perfer my goats in tender bites in curry or slowed cooked in a brown sause) If you are up to the task of building the smoker and then spend the time to smoke it, sure we can do it

I don't mind helping, but it would be easier to roast the goat. I just thought it could be fun.

Ha, that would be even better if .....

enjoy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v385/TinkTank/3d4845ef.jpg

enjoy

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ding ding
+1

goat

this thread is outta hand.

anyway... polo tonight! who's coming??

goat
bahahahahaaaaaaha! i mean >bleat<

Hey, you know what? Even if I were in town, I'd skip your little wahoowah party and instead spend the day cutting my toenails. Once I was done with that, I'd trim my nosehairs, and then once I was through with that, I'd polish my spokes and clean my tires with my tongue. I hope you and your damned goats have a grand old time. Heathens! All of you!

j
(100% goatless. guaranteed.)
:>

Hey, you know what? Even if I were in town, I'd skip your little wahoowah party and instead spend the day cutting my toenails. Once I was done with that, I'd trim my nosehairs, and then once I was through with that, I'd polish my spokes and clean my tires with my tongue. I hope you and your damned goats have a grand old time. Heathens! All of you!

j
(100% goatless. guaranteed.)
:>

sounds like we really got yer goat. >>bleats more<<

(100% goatless. guaranteed.)
:>

Why must you be so goatless! Your as cool ass ice and your not willing to sacrifice this Goat!

anyway... polo tonight! who's coming??

I've got a church happening (http://www.adw.org/parishes/parishes_rcia.asp) till 9 or else I'd be there. What happens after the polo?

goat

+infinity

this thread is outta hand.

anyway... polo tonight! who's coming??

i'll be there late, working night shift everyday this week

polo - I'm there.

-goatless since 1978

Thanks for taking me along to Chain Reaction last night, Chimbly. Had a good time getting the move on.

I'm in for polo tonight.

Saturday, December 17th
3:00 pm-6:00 pm DC Pirate Holiday Party: Holiday Ride Sherwood/Christoph's Route
6:00 pm-7:00 pm DC Pirate Holiday Party: Drinks @ Clink's PNC's
7:00 pm-8:00 pm DC Pirate Holiday Party: Dinner & Drinks PNC's
8:00 pm-9:00 pm DC Pirate Holiday Party: Gifts & Drinks PNC's
9:00 pm-4:15 am DC Pirate Holiday Party: Party PNC's

ok, since the white elephant was my idea, here's how it goes:
bring something either that's laying around your house or that costs $10 or less. wrapped. we need some good, some goofy.

then, we put all gifts in a pile. draw numbers. #1 picks and unwraps gift. #2 can take #1's open gift or open one from the pile. #3 can take either #1 or #2 or open. and so on... fun.

pirates!
it's volunteer night at chain reaction.
come see the 3rJr in person.
bring beer.

i'll be there by 7.
Was this the last one before they move?

they need help thursday night too, but yeah.

welcome back, h8r. coming sat?

blasted work!
have fun at chain reaction tonight.

what happens @ volunteer night? is it open late? I would volunteer there. too bad I didn't see the msg.

dave

CR is packing and will be moving stuff tot he warehouse this Thursday and Sat.

Kenton, are you going to get the goat? is there a way of cooking it on the grill... or we can use the oven , but Chimbly needs to bake too.

I would love to smoke a whole goat (is that what the kids are calling it?) but maybe a later date. Otherwise, there is always lamb roast from Costco, or whatever. Kenton, please call or write and we'll make this happen!

usually on volunteer nights we clean up/organize the shop, make the old campy/super-maxy/dura ace parts nice and sparkly and put them on display, and talk about the pros/cons of running a bike shop like a non-profit rather than as a biz-ness. also, we usually rummage for parts for our own bikes (or maybe i'm just speaking for myself), and fix up remaining projects. it's cool. But i guess it won't happen again until after The Big Move. Here's hoping that goes well. And that the new place is goat free.

Where is Chain Reaction moving to?

chain reaction's new address:
1416 north capitol st

ok, since the white elephant was my idea, here's how it goes:
bring something either that's laying around your house or that costs $10 or less. wrapped. we need some good, some goofy.

then, we put all gifts in a pile. draw numbers. #1 picks and unwraps gift. #2 can take #1's open gift or open one from the pile. #3 can take either #1 or #2 or open. and so on... fun.

I think I saw this on "The Office" episode ended wtidh drinking :D

oh, reminder to newer pirates. be in the know. be on the list:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dcpirates/

I think I saw this on "The Office" episode ended wtidh drinking :D

We are Pirates! it always start with drinking, end with drinking and the creamy stuff in the center is also drinking.

There is this issue w having a large screen TV in the room. It looks sad when it is blank. Recommend someone bring some Pirate, holiday, bike related stuff to give it some color. and tunes too.

But i guess it won't happen again until after The Big Move. Here's hoping that goes well. And that the new place is goat free.

They need people this Thursday, and Sat too.

we'll see about the goat free ****, you and the goats really don't stand a chance.


FYI: SHAW and No Cap are caribie and W Africa centric, ergo goats galore!

There is this issue w having a large screen TV in the room. It looks sad when it is blank. Recommend someone bring some Pirate, holiday, bike related stuff to give it some color. and tunes too.

I'll bring a copy of Repo Man. If you've got the cables,I'll burn a copy of those bike vids and we can run them from your laptop. Or does your DVD player handle mpgs?

sounds like we really got yer goat. >>bleats more<<

+1

That was awsome! :D

pirates (and lurkers), i need your help. it's that time. and i need ideas. post your comments.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/yarnygoodness/59661.html

I said Bike Xmas and pirate centric stuff

goat

In Washington district right in the corner of New York Avenue, Florida street and O street, a huge farmers' market now flourishes, selling mainly African food. From Amala to Gari and Iyan as well as other condiments to cook the soup to eat these Nigerian dishes with. African families now come to this market, buy a full goat or sometimes a full cow and share right there in the market.

Does this place really exist?

ACK!
http://www.manandgoat.com/

wtf is wrong with you people?!
teehee, j/k.

luv u!

I said Bike Xmas and pirate centric stuff
do you really want to diss Repo Man?
Really?

O & Fl and NY? they meat? I'll ride over and check. btw: eastern market had goat chunks and leg and shoulder of goat. go goat!

Kenton, look up the gost rescue, maybe we can liberate a few at no cost

welcome back, h8r. coming sat?
Nope, for the same reason I' haven't come to crap lately, it's always on a busy night for me. Thursday through Sunday I'm almost always busy. The first half of the week when everybody stays home is when I like to get things done.

They need people this Thursday, and Sat too.
So if I show at the old CR up on Saturday I can help out? Any idea what time?