Rides and Races - DC Pirates' Pillages and Plunders

Is anyone planning anything for this sunday (SuperBowl)? Just curious.

Furthermore, with the unusual improvements in weather and the eventual improvement in weather, I'm proposing a weekly ridey night, can be laps at Hains or trips on any of the trails. The point is ridey with social drinky and eats at the end of the ride. eventual scheduled races at hains (like thursday propect park) would be awesome too.
around 10 people showed at prospect last thursday at 10 pm in 25 degree weather.
thoughts????
pnc, you really need to read the freaking thread before you post.

LBK had proposed weekly sunday HP rides, to be followed by beer-n-grilled cheese lunch.
I had proposed that we do the Cardozo races on wednesdays on off-polo weeks. We delayed implimentation of this plan until better weather comes.

try checkin' this stuff out first...

argh! sweet jeebus. thank you chimbly. i read that and was about to rant. words-outta-my-mouth.

proposed that we do the Cardozo races on wednesdays

"frozen days, hot cardozo nights"
i'm all about it
maybe we can rally some cutters for a race tomorrow night?
justin79... where you at brother?

in other news... welcome back chimbles.
it's been wacky around these parts without ya
It's high time we get back to some good old fashioned pillaging.

i'll see you all on wednesday.
the weather may suck, but i'll be there.
i need a fender.... and some rain pants.... and new gloves... and a stroller

* sigh *
what a wonderful world
:)

Is anyone planning anything for this sunday (SuperBowl)? Just curious.

I plan on not watching the superbowl, if anyone wants to do anything after Haines Point laps n cheese i'll be there.

I plan on not watching the superbowl, if anyone wants to do anything after Haines Point laps n cheese i'll be there.
+1

Good News YA'LL

So after calling my doctor every day for the last three weeks I final got my appointment moved from the 22nd to the 8th!!!!!!!!! Hopeful after he tell me what I already know, that my knee is f(cked, I can get figure out how to fix it. Get it? Fix it.

Good News YA'LL

So after calling my doctor every day for the last three weeks I final got my appointment moved from the 22nd to the 8th!!!!!!!!! Hopeful after he tell me what I already know, that my knee is f(cked, I can get figure out how to fix it. Get it? Fix it.

yey n ****. want to get a drink with us in your hood tomorrow night?

ok, so tomorrow night, it's the PBR PILLAGE. why? because i'm going on ****ing vacation and need to save money. you can only imagine which bars we're going to. and you can probably imagine that they're all sorta in one neighborhood, so if you're a mileage weenie like me, ride before the freaking pillage, ok?

anywho, again, home base, wednesday, 7pm, rain or shine. if you don't come i'll assume you hate me.

thats awesome, i'm glad i'm co-organizer, i was thinking of doing a Pabst Pilgrimage back in November but decided the thanksgiving *******ization and those puritans didnt deserve it.

Dam. I would love to drink and cheap and in my hood, but I will be in Utah. Why? I'll be looking for g-d.

7pm at homebase for tomorrow? How long you guys gonna be there? Possible hook up closer to 8 k with everyone?

anyhow, again, home base, wednesday, 7pm, rain or shine. if you don't come i'll assume you hate me.
I will come (late), because I don't hate you. ;)

7pm at homebase for tomorrow? How long you guys gonna be there? Possible hook up closer to 8 k with everyone?

you have our phone numbers, know how to get to adams morgan, right? thats where we be headed after home base.

... and a stroller

Dude,you've got a size L Baileys. A kid in a car seat will fit in there no prob. :p

Iamsofreakinhappy. No stitches. No splints in thee nose. I passed out after getting them out. I'll tell yall all about it.
Peace out MFers. I'ma gonna jump into Odwalla's dumpster tonight. There are riches beyond your greatest fantasies in there.

Son of a b****, I have to work tomorrow night ... Chimbly its not cause I hate you! Have a good time in India - good pillage all.

Damn it, they synchronized!

How the heck are people suppose to remember posts that are 10 pages back? We have LBK's sunday morning rides, and we haven't been to Cardoza since the first night at Cardoza. What the helaballoo is wrong with suggesting another mid week ride when things warm up?

Damn it, they synchronized!

How the heck are people suppose to remember posts that are 10 pages back? We have LBK's sunday morning rides, and we haven't been to Cardoza since the first night at Cardoza. What the helaballoo is wrong with suggesting another mid week ride when things warm up?

It's hullaballoo. Don't want to be dictator here, but these were my thoughts, since you persist: The suggestion was redundant, annoying, overkill, and similar to other people's already established suggestions, irritatingly indicating you couldn't be bothered with paying attention to the posts, the content of which was also underscored several times in conversation. Besides, how much structured togetherness can we stand? 3 regularly planned rides a week? I'd kill all of you. Or, more likely, I wouldn't show up. If you're psyched about weather, cool, plan a super-duper creative pillage we can look forward too. Personally, I thought it was overboard and unrealistic to start up another mid-week ride.

By the way, for those with squirrel memory... CARB FEVER: PANCAKE N BEER PILLAGE, FEBRUARY 28.

carb fever! that'll rawk. aw yeah, sista!

anyway, come get drunk on cheap beer tonight.
7pm, home base.

yeah, sunday morning haines point, every other wednesday polo, the other wednesdays cardoza races to start before too long, and the occasional pillage whenever someone feels like planning one, monthly CM (for those pirates who claim to be CM-friendly)...thats quite a bit, sometimes i like to just bike by myself or in a small group. HP twice a week would probably be pretty boring very quickly anyways; and dont the roadies do racing there already? I'd much rather do more thematic pillaging. i know dave and i are thinking up some adventure-type alleykitten ideas. I think all the older pirates have planned pillages, except Peter and Gil, what are you guys waiting on?

Chimbly, have fun on vacation!! I can't make it tonight.
Have a PBR for me :)

ARGH! suburbanites, listen up:
it's CARDOZO. not cardoza.

ARGH! suburbanites, listen up:
it's CARDOZO. not cardoza.
It's not nice to generalize! Besides, they didn't even start it!

its not my alma mater, i dont give a ****

LBK, i love you, but we should talk about relaxing methods. Unwind sister, you sound like you're strung a little tight.

MDraWk, glad to hear your getting back into the dumpster scene. I'll be right there with you in a minute

Dyna, dude you have no idea how explicitly that idea has been banned. I'm still going to try it,, but shhhhh, don't tell elisa.

DC_Em, we miss you sister, but we understand.

brother sPUd,,, lets work out some dates and details for "the hills of yarrlinton". yeah that's right suckers.. its time to get in shape. spring is fast approaching.

and to you all...

The plunders and pillages of past have often included a fair amount of drinking, And lets be honest, tink loves the sauce. but tonight i'mma try a little something different. So if you see me drinking a soda tonight, or turning down an offered beer, worry not! the end is not as nigh as all might seem.

trust me.. it's good.. i'mma just try a little sumthin different.

peace out you suckas.
i'll see you on the streets.

OH!!!
yeah that's right, i forgot.

As the name reveals, I imagine tonight will be more drinky and bar-hoppy than bikey.
If anyone is interested in grabbing some miles before we meet up, I'll be riding all over the city after work. Gimme a call or PM.

holla

http://static.flickr.com/21/30026039_8f84552dbb_m.jpg<--- go punch a roo

LBK, i love you, but we should talk about relaxing methods. Unwind sister, you sound like you're strung a little tight.



Don't be a jerk.

thanks to vomitron for pointing me in the direction of this important photo:
http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/8781/piratekeyboard6kw.jpg

did someone say subaru?

you guys see this?
So, according to a friend and the internet, IHOP is having unlimited refills on pancakes.

Yeah, you heard me right. That means you order whatever thing you want and they will KEEP BRINGING YOU PANCAKES UNTIL YOU START HURLING.

I am officially turning this into the "Things going down in LA" thread. I think we should have a ride this weekend (perhaps taking Grand fixed? I'll buy an 18 tooth cog just for that) then end at IHOP for a pancake eating contest. Last one to take a bite/puke loses.

http://ihop.com/

Actually,I've been planning a pillage for some time. Need to do a little more recon first. It'll be 'interesting'. In a Chinese curse kind of way. ;)

I like the family guy idea with the H2O2. We pig out on pancakes and then all take a shot of Peroxide, last one to hurl wins the last stack of pan cakes.

btw: the last time I suggested some ridey stuff, I got (and continue to get) pooped on.

Arlington hill climb wold be a great idea, I'll be waiting for you on top of George Mason Dr...suckas!

The plunders and pillages of past have often included a fair amount of drinking, And lets be honest, tink loves the sauce. but tonight i'mma try a little something different. So if you see me drinking a soda tonight, or turning down an offered beer, worry not! the end is not as nigh as all might seem.

trust me.. it's good.. i'mma just try a little sumthin different.

No worries mate,I'll teach ya how to order orange juice. :D

are you going to talk him back into riding the trek too?

Imma gonna talk him into putting a NEXUS hub on it! :D

hmmmmm, an fixed internal geared 8 speed internal geared hub.......

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty
because Chuck Norris is the jammie jam.

thanks for coming out last night. if you weren't there, you suck.

alright.. although the whole chuck norris thing is kinda 2005, i still laugh my ass off at jokes like

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

now,, if you want something a little different.
(And hey,, it just might offend you so,, click at your own risk...)
check out the comments from random users on this BORN TO ROAM (http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm) t-shirt

http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf%20T%20Shirt%20Long%20Sleeve%20Mens-Large_files/borntoroamls.jpg (http://www.birkoph.com/Wolf_tshirt.htm)

instant comedic gold.
god i love the intrarweb

and if that's not really your thing...
well i'm sorry if the many references to mystical cawk enhancing tee's didn't cut it.

instead how about the rock n roll ******bag hall of fame? (http://www.rockandrollconfidential.com/hall/hall_detail.php?dd_keyid=685)

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WOAH
WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!
JEEEBUS THATS NOT WHAT WAS SUPOSED TO BE THERE!!!!!!!

sorry folks. mods. kids.

damn the admins on rockandrollconfidential.com
i hate them for life


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if not, then perhaps a toilet snorkel is in order
http://totallyabsurd.com/toilet%20snorkel.GIF

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that is all
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enjoy

Wtf??

Someone has to give tink some work or keep him busy otherwise, just to keep his mind off certain things and his computer from roaming the WWW. :rolleyes:

It's for breathing if you're in a high rise filled with smoke. I'm not sure if I'd want to breathe, or suffocate...

Someone has to give tink some work or keep him busy otherwise, just to keep his mind off certain things and his computer from roaming the WWW. :rolleyes:

yeah... am i the only one who sees the "BUMCUM" image w/ the bum giving the other bum head?

rein it in, tink. is that any way for a father to act??

OH WOW

sorry people.
that was NOT what i posted earlier.

apparently the admins on that site decided to play a little trick on us
i guess they didn't like the misappropriated bandwidth.

sheesh
bumcum????????????

someone should have told me. that was nasty.

alright.
due to gross neglegence and misconduct unbecoming of a pirate
i'm not going to post any pictures for a while.

and to any of you offended by that (hell me included)
i'm sorry.

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ew

ok, my flight's tomorrow. tonight i'm going to be sitting home fretting and drinking and packing and doing laundry. if you bring me alcohol tonight, you can make requests for stuff I should bring you back, or for me to send a postcard.

OH WOW

sorry people... to any of you offended by that (hell me included) i'm sorry.

hey, it could be worse:
http://mcsweeneys.net/2006/1/26sacks.html

I feel so liberated! I'm not the only one who dreams of life in a magical fantasy kingdom.

ok tink, I *knew* you didn't mean to post that.
luv ya!