Rides and Races - DC Pirates' Pillages and Plunders

you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

what does she sound like?

I almost got hit this morning, and it was by the luck of the gods i didn't.
well,, luck and exceptional handling really :rolleyes:

seriously though,
it's a crazy world out there folks (and WINDY AS HELL!)
lets play it safe tonight.

oh and jules,,, "tinkerbell" just isn't going to cut it anymore
it's daddy tink, tink poppa, poppa tink, or my personal fav

pappa pirate

I'm raising the next generation here.
a little respect please :P

http://www.iloveduckies.com/images/pirate-baby.jpg

tinkerbell still works just fine.

tinkerbell still works just fine.
+1.

and do you know what's awesome? getting the exhileration of NewBikeDay twice! woo hoo!

NEW BIKE DAY!

+1

*scowls
both of you suck

been spening too much time together you two have.
starting to finish each other's sentences you are.
thinking the same thoughts, mmm, yesss!

you're forming an unnatural alliance
it's evil i tell you!
dark sided!
beware the ides of March!!1

/pNc rant

/pNc rant

blaming poopy for your poor spelling? porbably not a bad idea. and we called to invite you but you were too busy mowing the lawn or whatever.

Tink, talk like Yoda you do.

First taker, "Yellow Jersey" free copy for

"Yellow Jersey" not nice.

http://www.snowmobilenetwork.com/images/rider_pics/YodaBike_25518.jpg

tink, you always make me laugh, man. your haikus were brilliant, and your photoshop skills are chinga tu madre awesome. keep that mierda up!

I wise pirate said, "you do not pick your nickname you nickname will pick you"

Just ask Clink Tink!

I don't tink that "Clink" has been catching on

unlike:
Susan, Jill & Tink

luckily, Spud got to pick his nickname.

Someone gave me a copy of "Yellow Jersey" to read a while ago, and I finally read it. So if anyone wants it (free), PM me. You might like it, you might not. Personally, I find no need to read it a second time. It must have been more interesting back when it was written.

update:
i had an enjoyable lunch hour that involved building my dream bike.
i now smell like phil wood grease.

i now smell like phil wood grease.

that's sexy.

i now smell

better believe i'm going to give you a sniff check when I see you tonight.

hawt

ok so i have been notably (or not so notably) absent from the forum. i am a busy little lady. school, the boy, getting my life in order. i should be out some time. i still wanna go on that "tour o dc" ride some time if anyone is interested, as i STILL don't know my way around after living here for all but 1 year of my life.

did someone say a 60 hour birthday-farewell-spring bender starting on the 21st of april? holla!

*cough*
drinkinginpublic
*cough*

where are those ticket-pictures???

I left my camera at home, I'll play around with them once I get back tonight.

*cough*
drinkinginpublic
*cough*

where are those ticket-pictures???

quoi!??!?! did i miss some excitement?

excitement, 2 x $10. we now have one clink and two non-arrestable misdemeanors.

ooooh. sting at sherwood?

nice job last night, y'all. sure, get the new guy in trouble. innocent old me comes out for some fun and games and almost lands my booty in the clink. well thanks for an interesting time. perhaps with a few less beers, i'll keep up on the track the next go around. - J[eronimo] O[ctober] S[ierra] H[ossenffefer]

yep. also left camera at home...pix later. currently accepting donations of dirty pennies and nickles, to be put into an old smelly sock and dropped on some police officer's desk. $10 infraction - WTF!
also, the "i hate everybody" thread is the funniest chingazo i've seen in long time. i heart the interweb.

Not to be heartless, but I am SOOO glad that I declined drinking until we got to RPC's place. Damn, it would not have been as funny as J5 and Josh are taking it.

So Tink, this Saturaday Ride that you were thinking about?

Thanks for the ride along guys, it was a lot of fun and nice to get outta town for once. Maybe next time me and the bottle will celebrate AFTER the races since that whole standing upright thing is pretty important to coordination. seeya later.

wednesday night rides, drinking in public, wobbly track races, yelling at highschool kids, big hills, pillaging big white vans... more fun than i've ever had. You guys are the ****... for treal. Hope to come up and plunder with you some other times.. we need to get some pirates into richmond for real...

I just spent 3 hours gonig through the "I hate everybody" thread.

Priceless.

Page 9 almost got me in trouble.

BTW - Jitensha, that teddy bear ***handing Mc clown pwns.

Damn, I wish I had 3 hrs to waste goffing off! but you know us governement workers.

So I flatted last night on my way home. Their was a big drop off in the road and I was in my line. To make matters worse I didn't have my tire levers, but Spud came to my rescue. Thanks again. I own you a beer.

OMG: http://www.conferencebike.com/web.mov

OMG: http://www.conferencebike.com/web.mov

They rent these things in NYC. So if you ever wanted to go down Broadway on a freaky muli-person bike, you can.

yep. also left camera at home...pix later. currently accepting donations of dirty pennies and nickles, to be put into an old smelly sock and dropped on some police officer's desk. $10 infraction - WTF!


If you're serious,I've got like $5 in pennies that I haven't gotten around to putting through the coin machine at the bank. You're welcome to them. ;)

All: I think we might want to do some pre-staging from now on for polo. I kinda got the feeling they may actually start watching us more carefully. And what was up with that woman with the cop? Undercover? Anyone remember seeing her around the park before?

I can't believe we got hassled by the man,, er,, the woman,, the fuzz
dude that totally blows.

looks like we need to find a new spot then eh?
hey pirates are kinda like nomads right?

so the two photos I took last night..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v385/TinkTank/papersa.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v385/TinkTank/2a72dad3.jpg

[edit] oh man.. peter... oh man. wow.

i enjoy "sports drinks."

dammit! I miss all the fun. Looks like four new pirates too! Maybe next time we can find ourselves a gang fight, I'll be sure to bring my tooth brush shiv ;)

The effin tickets actually say Busted! God, i hate the Po.

tiiight... such a gay reason for a ticket... that 10 dolar fine is really gonna knock your bank account around guys. Sucks. Oh well, we made the night TIGHT anyways.

The effin tickets actually say Busted! God, i hate the Po.

They're not that cruel, I think Tink added them when he blurred out the addresses.

They're not that cruel, I think Tink added them when he blurred out the addresses.
awww! I was kinda hoping they would. How amazing would that be?

Like my bullfrog impression?

tiiight... such a gay reason for a ticket...

Sorry to get all political up in here, but whats your definition of gay?
Do you mean gay as in happy or gay as in homosexual?

You all hear about the brick throwing post on craigslist? Has this already been covered elsewhere? I didn't see any reason to start a new thread as this only concerns DC folks. I was told this is 11th street where it goes up the hill next to cardozo hs. Info?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/bik/141051262.html

that picture is righteous! officer 193 - thanks for the memories...

You all hear about the brick throwing post on craigslist? Has this already been covered elsewhere? I didn't see any reason to start a new thread as this only concerns DC folks. I was told this is 11th street where it goes up the hill next to cardozo hs. Info?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/bik/141051262.html

More about that on dcist.com: http://www.dcist.com/archives/2006/03/13/columbia_height_2.php

Then there's this from the Logan Circle area: http://loganupdates.blogspot.com/2006/03/biker-swarmed-by-miscreants.html or http://dcist.com/ (go about two-thirds down the page...)

matista, that CL posting is f'ed up. i've had some kids try and rip me off my bike while riding, but having a brick thrown at you from a balcony is damn near deadly.

so does anyone have any fun plans for tonight?

i'm already drunk. (and airlines have already ****ed up teh jonnsy.(

dmmit.