Rides and Races - DC Pirates' Pillages and Plunders

Nice nick apothecary!

with the first day of summer coming up, we need a "longest day" or "shortest night" pillage. Anyone interested in riding a(nother) whole day or pillaging a whole night? We can bump it to the 23rd (a Fri) for a "shortest night pillage"

ALL, Chain reaction is finally open. Their new location is North Cap just south of N (or was it P?)
The service area is in operations, but the sales floor is not. The peg boards, shelves and racks for all the goodies have not yet been put up. They want to put the boards up this wednesday evening and can use some help lifting, sawing and hammering. I plan to go over around 630 and spend a hr or 2 doing whatever. Drop by if you have an opportunity, I'm sure that they will appreciate it.

ALL, Chain reaction is finally open. Their new location is North Cap just south of N (or was it P?)
The service area is in operations, but the sales floor is not. The peg boards, shelves and racks for all the goodies have not yet been put up. They want to put the boards up this wednesday evening and can use some help lifting, sawing and hammering. I plan to go over around 630 and spend a hr or 2 doing whatever. Drop by if you have an opportunity, I'm sure that they will appreciate it.

got band practice at exactly that time, but i'd really like to go help out sometime. is ben the dude to ask?

I just built this one up...
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nice ride. i haven't forgotten the tallbike. i think i gotta order a bottom bracket conversion kit for an old one piece crank bb.

don't go buyin' any parts for your tall bike... Its against the rules. come sift through the pile and pick out what you need. Modify your design to use what you can find...

don't go buyin' any parts for your tall bike...
+1

pillage that ****. see some kid riding a magna with the cranks you want, knock him off the bike and tell him to quit ****ing with the DC Pirates or he'll walk the plank!

The day I see a magna with anything I want is the day i'll check into a 12 step program.

yeah, you're right. said part is neither in your garage, nor on said kid's magna, but there's still no need to be a commercial ***** about it. i'll just yank the chain with my hands.

are any of you guys going to this?

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are any of you guys going to this?

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yeah i'll be racing

yeah i'll be racing

good, then we will meet. [i am working a checkpoint]

Hey look, another alleycat I'll be out of town for! Dang.

are any of you guys going to this?

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DC's dirty race huh? At Mayhem I ended up half naked with fake blood and ricotta cheese all over me, that's gonna be tough to beat. See ya there.

[QUOTE At Mayhem I ended up half naked with fake blood and ricotta cheese all over me[/QUOTE]

That didn't have anything to do with the race and you know it.

DC's dirty race huh? At Mayhem I ended up half naked with fake blood and ricotta cheese all over me, that's gonna be tough to beat. See ya there.

Photos?

Photos?

i started a thread about it. i posed for them, i know they exist, but they're not on www.demoncats.com. i wrote a few emails trying to hunt them down, but no luck. oh well, i'll just have to get dirtier this time.

kated. i don't know **** about 80s movies. it's cool if i lose points or whatever, but this isn't going to prevent me from completing the race is it?

DC's dirty race huh? At Mayhem I ended up half naked with fake blood and ricotta cheese all over me, that's gonna be tough to beat. See ya there.

yes, i heard mayhem was quite crazy. (in baltimore someone was shot in the eye)

this race should be much more tame... :)

kated. i don't know **** about 80s movies. it's cool if i lose points or whatever, but this isn't going to prevent me from completing the race is it?

no you'll be just fine!

dear pirates,
Janie and I will be there from 2pm sunday until monday evening. naturally, i have to work on Monday, but sunday i'm free.

anyone up for some madness?

super thanks to baldy!

We own DC

We own DC

yeah, you guys post on the internet way more than we do (well, not me, but dc)

dear pirates,
Janie and I will be there from 2pm sunday until monday evening. naturally, i have to work on Monday, but sunday i'm free.

anyone up for some madness?

super thanks to baldy!

I always like madness + Chimbly; I'll just have to see if my a** is healed up. Stupid chairs with springs sticking out of them.

Chimbly still loves us!

are any of you guys going to this?

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I'm planning on on being there. The start is going to be interesting since Scott Circle is neither pedestrian friendly (in the way that Dupont, Sheridon, Washington, and Grant are) nor very large.

I humbly suggest we include Lucky Bar in the Chimbly Strikes Back Madness so I can look in on the United game.

Chimbly still loves us!
well DUUUUUH.

We own DC

come to DC and play us in some footdown, we'll even give you directions to the nearest hospital.

well, it was bound to happen.

i was goin down the left lane of conn ave last night behind one of those minivan/taxis. he broke hard, so i swerved into the center strip (about six feet between two sets of double yellow lines where nobody's sposed to be) and he flipped an illegal u-turn hard as i was going by. he hit me, threw me into the oncoming lane, thank god there wasn't anybody coming. i got off easy with a bone bruise and a few scratches (i'd attach pics but it just doesn't look that cool). got taken to the emergency room, spent six hours getting an xray (negative) and a bottle of motrin.

so no pillage tonight, no race sat. luckily i don't think i'll be out too long, it still hurts, but much better than it was at first. be careful out there.

Dude!! Hope you recover soon. I work at Conn and N, drivers on Connecticut go absolutely ********. I see those dumb-ass U turns all the time.
Glad you're ok!

DC_Em


well, it was bound to happen.

i was goin down the left lane of conn ave last night behind one of those minivan/taxis. he broke hard, so i swerved into the center strip (about six feet between two sets of double yellow lines where nobody's sposed to be) and he flipped an illegal u-turn hard as i was going by. he hit me, threw me into the oncoming lane, thank god there wasn't anybody coming. i got off easy with a bone bruise and a few scratches (i'd attach pics but it just doesn't look that cool). got taken to the emergency room, spent six hours getting an xray (negative) and a bottle of motrin.

so no pillage tonight, no race sat. luckily i don't think i'll be out too long, it still hurts, but much better than it was at first. be careful out there.

You can never trust a cager... Hope you're on the mend.
On a lighter note the Silverdocs independent film festival is showing the documentary B.I.K.E at the AFI theater in Silver Spring on Saturday June 17. The documentary is about the Black Label bicycle gang in new york. Nathan and I plan on riding the tall bikes up there and I suggest that anyone else that is inclined to build one, get off their a** and do it before then, so we can all ride up together... Its a tall bike pillage and anyone on a regular ride will just look silly. I'll be working in the shop putting another one together on Saturday if anyone wants to take me up on my offer. I have a grill, and a fridge with lots of room for beer, so bring it on!

Dude, I'm glad you're okay, that didn't sound like a soft landing at all. Illegal moves like that are really unforgivable in the summer now that there are cyclists on the road all the time.

well, it was bound to happen.

i was goin down the left lane of conn ave last night behind one of those minivan/taxis. he broke hard, so i swerved into the center strip (about six feet between two sets of double yellow lines where nobody's sposed to be) and he flipped an illegal u-turn hard as i was going by. he hit me, threw me into the oncoming lane, thank god there wasn't anybody coming. i got off easy with a bone bruise and a few scratches (i'd attach pics but it just doesn't look that cool). got taken to the emergency room, spent six hours getting an xray (negative) and a bottle of motrin.

so no pillage tonight, no race sat. luckily i don't think i'll be out too long, it still hurts, but much better than it was at first. be careful out there.


same thing happened to me. identical. Got clipped while riding the yellow line by a senseless u-turn. Normally I ride the white dotted lines, but I thought I was safe out in the great wide open because the lights were in my favor, there was nowhere for any of the cars to make a left into, and there was no oncoming traffic. I was approaching clavert (to make a left onto it) coming south on CT avenue.

anyway, a guy pulled out from the stopped traffic in the turn lane to do a three point turn (on CT ave, mind you)... I was hauling and it was pouring rain. My wheel was crushed and i was thrown pretty damn far. Walked away, and the guy bought me a new wheel.

You can never trust a cager... Hope you're on the mend.
On a lighter note the Silverdocs independent film festival is showing the documentary B.I.K.E at the AFI theater in Silver Spring on Saturday June 17. The documentary is about the Black Label bicycle gang in new york. Nathan and I plan on riding the tall bikes up there and I suggest that anyone else that is inclined to build one, get off their a** and do it before then, so we can all ride up together... Its a tall bike pillage and anyone on a regular ride will just look silly. I'll be working in the shop putting another one together on Saturday if anyone wants to take me up on my offer. I have a grill, and a fridge with lots of room for beer, so bring it on!

joel directed me to this thread.

i suggest you guys come out. He lives around 13th and euclid.

it's a big back yard with beer, a fish pond, and a dog that bites.

joel directed me to this thread.

i suggest you guys come out.

it's a big back yard with beer, a fish pond, and a dog that bites.
I'm afraid of dogs, especially when they bite. :eek:

well, it was bound to happen.

i was goin down the left lane of conn ave last night behind one of those minivan/taxis. he broke hard, so i swerved into the center strip (about six feet between two sets of double yellow lines where nobody's sposed to be) and he flipped an illegal u-turn hard as i was going by. he hit me, threw me into the oncoming lane, thank god there wasn't anybody coming. i got off easy with a bone bruise and a few scratches (i'd attach pics but it just doesn't look that cool). got taken to the emergency room, spent six hours getting an xray (negative) and a bottle of motrin.

so no pillage tonight, no race sat. luckily i don't think i'll be out too long, it still hurts, but much better than it was at first. be careful out there.

Holy ****e! F-in cabbies. Glad to hear that you're doing ok, not seriously injured.

I hate Conn. Ave. and the cabbies.

Hey Rincewind8 No worries about the dog, he doesn't bite, at least he hasn't in a while, but I can leave him inside if it makes you feel better...

Glad your ok DP. So did anything happen with the cops? Hows the bike?

thanks all. i'm gonna be good. one of the people at the scene offered to lock the bike up for me so i'm about to go grab it, but it seemed okay. it was the white fuji.

i'm itemizing **** that's broken (just a cellphone so far, we'll see on the bike), and i don't plan on bringing lawyers into it if i don't have to. thanks again for the good wishes, i'll see you guys soon.

heal fast photons.

also anyone who ordered 2006 shirts and has not gotten them yet, tell me which pirate event to bring them to.

ok I F'd up. there will be no tall bike build on saturday cause I have to go to a wedding I forgot about. oh well... Next week if anybody wants to I'm game.

ok I F'd up. there will be no tall bike build on saturday cause I have to go to a wedding I forgot about. oh well... Next week if anybody wants to I'm game.

keep me posted, i think i've got everything i need except the "fork." what do you recommend for that? also, can i use 27 inch wheels?

Dirty and I are laid up, but I know that I'd like to be part of the tragically un-wheeled at one of the watering holes for the Great Chimbly Reunion Pillage of 2006 (June Edition). Where's a good spot to hop on for the craziness?

we're still figuring it out, send chimbly and i your cell #

riding in the summer rain makes me smile

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Pirates win again! Me and Spud tie for 5th place in tonights alleycat, thanks to this little guy
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and Shopper's Warehouse in Potomac Yards. I walk away with a wheel set (complete with coaster brake, which I have to work out exactly what I'm going to do with), and Spud got a shirt. Now all we need is an official DC Pirate victory exclamation/cry/yell for the next time a Pirate wins something.

WORLD CHAMP HOLLA!!!!!

(and a pirate first female at Lord Of the Chainrings 5/the WMD race in Madison. team pirate!)

i'm at DCA at 2pm. i have no idea where i'm staying, though, since i forgot the keys for baldy's place on my kitchen counter. either way. i'll be somewhere by 230. hit me up on cell.

(there's a good chance i'll be at a hotel with a pool. stay tuned.)

ok, got bumped. i'll be there at 3pm instead of two, but i'm now holding a free roundtrip ticket that will get me to the MnG, and i'm now in first class.

boo yeah.

sweet deal on the free ticket. congrats to wolverine and spud on your top 5s, that's awesome.

my phone's fubar. would somebody pm me meetup info? many thanks.

i am hereby saying tonight will be the "decide as we go along" pillage. beginning with a few laps n' beers, followed by dinner somewhere (ethiopian? salvadorian? we'll decide later!) and drinks somewhere after that.

i'm going to HP now. come find me.
OR
call me, at (DC) 744five two twelve.