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Three surgeons were having lunch in the hospital cafeteria when they began to boast about their accomplishments in the operating room.
“I had a patient last year that had severed all of his fingers in a terrible chainsaw accident. But, I am such a great surgeon that I was able to reattach all of the digits and his was able to resume his career as a concert pianist,” the first surgeon declared.
“Well, that’s nothing,” responded the second doctor. “I once operated on a guy who broke his leg in five places. By the time I was finished with him he was running marathons.”
“Oh, I can top all of you,” the third doctor proclaimed. “When I was living in Texas, they rolled a guy into the operating room who had been in a horrendous motorcycle accident. All that was left of that poor guy was a cowboy hat and an a**hole. But, thanks to my fine skills, that nice young man is now the leader of the free world.”
Three surgeons were having lunch in the hospital cafeteria when they began to boast about their accomplishments in the operating room.
“I had a patient last year that had severed all of his fingers in a terrible chainsaw accident. But, I am such a great surgeon that I was able to reattach all of the digits and his was able to resume his career as a concert pianist,” the first surgeon declared.
“Well, that’s nothing,” responded the second doctor. “I once operated on a guy who broke his leg in five places. By the time I was finished with him he was running marathons.”
“Oh, I can top all of you,” the third doctor proclaimed. “When I was living in Texas, they rolled a guy into the operating room who had been in a horrendous motorcycle accident. All that was left of that poor guy was a cowboy hat and an a**hole. But, thanks to my fine skills, that nice young man is now the leader of the free world.”