General Cycling Discussion - Who would be your ideal riding partner?

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I'd choose Seven of Nine from Star Trek. You work out why.:D
There is a big advantage as well. If you bugger up your rear derailleur, she keeps a spare on her face. Neat, eh?
Who's yours?
Bikes-N-Drums
09-05-02, 04:23 AM
Any other cycling drummer: Neil Peart, Manu Katche, someone like that.
Or Boo Radley from To Kill A Mockingbird.
Mine would be Barny the Dinosaur, and I'd take him off the biggest drop off in the world and laugh watching him fall muuuhhahahahahaha (ofcourse I would be wearing a hidden shute...)
Rich
Boo Radley was my first choice also but to be different I'll take Big Foot. The smell is not so great but you can sit in his draft and work at 30% at 35 mph. He's also a chick magnet.
goodcatjack
09-05-02, 07:15 AM
one of these guys!
http://soresaddle.com/posdrinbig.jpg
--alex
Matadon
09-05-02, 08:46 AM
Y.T. from Neil Stephenson's Snow Crash; why? Magna-poon[1]. That, and Liquid Knuckles.
[1] For those that have never read the book, Y.T. is a RadiKS Kourier. Kind of like a Courier, except they ride nastily high-tech skateboards through traffic, latching on to the cars with magnetic "harpoons", using the rushing traffic to tow them around.
My perfect riding parters:
Me
Myself
and I
I am a loner......
Hmm, forget Y.T. =) Chevette Washington from William Gibson's Virtual Light. She's a S.F. bicycle courier.
dirtbikedude
09-05-02, 09:07 AM
Any one that has more tallent then me and makes me push my limits that much farther.
Slainte:beer:
Originally posted by Bokkie
I'd choose Seven of Nine from Star Trek. You work out why.:D
She could assimulate me anyday! :D
Rich
dirtbikedude
09-05-02, 09:28 AM
Here is a pic of me and another favorit riding partner when not on my bike
Slainte:beer:
She could assimulate me anyday
Rich, if I remember correctly, haven't you just recently gone and got yourself assimilated?:D
dirtbikedude,
Is that spiked punk hair or are you wearing a WWII German war helmut. ;)
dirtbikedude
09-05-02, 12:09 PM
It's just you average flat top cut. What you assume is a spike is just a freak of nature:p
Slainte:beer:
On my comfort hybrid - my wife.
On the road bike - just me.
orguasch
09-05-02, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by goodcatjack
one of these guys!
http://soresaddle.com/posdrinbig.jpg
--alex
count me in , as one of your riding Partners,
LegalIce
09-05-02, 02:38 PM
Me, myself and the guy/girl buying the beer...:beer:
JaredMcDonley
09-05-02, 02:43 PM
i think that the best one would have to be another little me!!!
Ahhh that would be fun!
Jared
Crazy Cyclist
09-05-02, 03:35 PM
Anna Kournikova, I would like to ride her!!!!:)
Maelstrom
09-05-02, 04:39 PM
No one. I really prefer riding on my own. I don't like talking I just wanna ride. Same in the Gym.
I suppose myself. Then the competition would be totally equal. I hate smoking people and/or being smoked.
Inkwolf
09-05-02, 04:45 PM
Some attractive, intelligent single guy who goes a little slower than I do. :p
Joe Gardner
09-05-02, 05:02 PM
Ink, i can go as slow as you want me too ;)
Any car owner who hasn't ridden a bike since they were a kid.
Inkwolf
09-05-02, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Joe Gardner
Ink, i can go as slow as you want me too ;)
That would be quite a commute from Utah, though. ;)
A.troll
09-05-02, 05:45 PM
Anyone who will ride nekkid with me!
:D
Andy Dreisch
09-05-02, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Inkwolf
Some attractive, intelligent single guy who goes a little slower than I do. :p
Attractive ... scratch that
Intelligent ... not a chance
Single ... nope
Slower ... BINGO !!!
I'm riding to Wisconsin post haste !!!
Pete Clark
09-05-02, 06:43 PM
I have ridden alone so long that I don't exactly know how to ride with someone else (except my wife, of course; but she doesn't know how to ride a bike. We're talking bikes, right?)
Ya, I guess my wife would be my ideal riding partner, having had the most experience!
:thumbup:
Scooby Snax
09-05-02, 07:29 PM
Paola Pezzo...
A, she kicks ass
B, easy on the eyes
C, refer to "B"
goodcatjack
09-06-02, 12:29 AM
count me in , as one of your riding Partners,
hey orguasch, anytime! picking up my new Bianchi Axis tomorrow; can't wait.
--alex.
I've looked and looked for years and years, all through the country side and through just about all of the towns, I've ridden miles and miles on all kinds of roads and all kinds of trails. I'm really starting to think she's just not out there, so I go it alone.
My wife is my ideal partner, though I have to slow down a bit for her. It's amazing how when touring, we can spend all day talking to each other.
if she wasn't available, and Colonel Wilma Dearing didn't have a jumpsuit with a chamois liner, then it would have to be Toyah (http://www.geocities.com/toyahdreamscape/index.html)
lin_kieu
09-06-02, 12:43 PM
My wife is the only person I've ridden with, though to stay with her, I have to slow down to what feels like a crawl for me. So most of the time I ride by myself.
Having said that, there is a regular who comes to the restauarant I work at who's seen me biking to work an few times and asked me if I'd want to go out riding with her, to which I said, "HELL YEAH!", in my imagination. Yeah right.
Wife: Where are you going honey?
Me: Out biking.
Wife: Alone?
Me: No. This 20 year old English petite red head with a killer body who comes in to my work and sits in my section every time is coming by to meet me.
Wife: That's great sweetie. I'm glad you found someone to ride with. Oh by the way, I'll have your things and some suitcases on the front lawn for you when you get back.
And yes, for those of you who think I'm morally repugnant, I've told her I'm married and have 2 kids.
RegularGuy
09-06-02, 02:26 PM
I ride with lots of people. Sometimes I ride alone.
I'm a lucky guy. The friend I go on tour with rides at about my pace, is pretty good company, doesn't complain, shares my attitudes toward adventuring, tells a good story and he's a professional bike mechanic. In a word, we're compatible. He's about as close to an ideal cycling partner as can be found in an imperfect world.
Originally posted by A.troll
Anyone who will ride nekkid with me!
:D Trollie are you following me?
Marlin523
09-06-02, 03:44 PM
Someone who wants to ride just a little faster than I do.
1oldRoadie
09-06-02, 03:50 PM
Lance Armstrong as my tandem stroker.
Mr Spanky
09-06-02, 04:30 PM
some dumb sexy blonde who thinks i'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.
A little blue squirrel named Rocky
1oldRoadie
09-06-02, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Moose
A little blue squirrel named Rocky
Man...thats toooo kinky:beer:
A.troll
09-06-02, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Raiyn
Trollie are you following me?
Raiyn! Are YOU following ME?? (I registered here before you did!)
Good to see one of my boyfriends on here!
:love:
oceanrider
09-07-02, 11:24 AM
Robin Williams. I might not get very far but I'd get fit laughing my ass off. On the other hand, he's known to be more than a fairly obsessed rider. What a good combo.
cowgirl
09-09-02, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by RegularGuy
I'm a lucky guy.
And all along I thought you were a regular guy.
My riding partner is my husband, who is ideal, but my ideal riding partner is Superman. :D
Originally posted by cowgirl
And all along I thought you were a regular guy.
My riding partner is my husband, who is ideal, but my ideal riding partner is Superman. :D
Imagine being in that guys slip stream!!! :D
Rich
A.troll
09-10-02, 09:51 PM
RegularGuy, be my regular guy. You are already my idea of an ideal riding partner!
:love:
Wow regularguy, that has never happened to me, you better grab her before she rides away.
RegularGuy
09-11-02, 06:21 AM
Originally posted by mrfix
Wow regularguy, that has never happened to me, you better grab her before she rides away.
No, MrFix. I know this little troll. She's a terrible flirt. She wants any guy in padded shorts for a boyfriend. Watch out, she'll be after you next.
No, MrFix. I know this little troll. She's a terrible flirt. She wants any guy in padded shorts for a boyfriend. Watch out, she'll be after you next.
Does that include sumo wrestlers?
To some girls, they represent the ultimate Chippendales fantasy.:D
A.troll
09-11-02, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by RegularGuy
No, MrFix. I know this little troll. She's a terrible flirt. She wants any guy in padded shorts for a boyfriend. Watch out, she'll be after you next.
Padded shorts??? No way! Ride nekkid, baby!
Originally posted by mrfix
One could only hope.
Oh, goody! A new boyfriend. How about it, fixie? Wanna ride nekkid with me?
Originally posted by Bokkie
Does that include sumo wrestlers?
To some girls, they represent the ultimate Chippendales fantasy.:D
Supersized Asian men in loincloths! Yummy!
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