Jokes & Humor - Baby joke.

You need a sick sense of humor to enjoy this one.


A mother is having her child in a hospital. The docter delivers the baby and holds the baby for a second, then throws it against the wall as hard as he can, then walks over to the baby, grabs it by the leg and hits it into a wall again, then kicks it across the room. The parents look mortified at the docter and the docter smiles and says. "I'm just screwin with you, it was already dead".

:lol: :lol: :beer:

Brilliant!

Time for another disturbing baby joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I dont jump on the trampoline with cleats.

Time for a bar joke.

A guy walks into a bar and orders himself 25 shots, the bartenders gives him the shots and the guy drinks them all, then staggers to a taxi and goes home. He comes back the next day and the bartender says "21 shots for ya?" the guy says "No, I went home and blew chunks last night" The bartender says "Well we all get sick" The guy says "No, chunks is my dog"

I have a lot of dead baby jokes, but many are disgusting, wrong and likely to end in a ban:(

I have a lot of dead baby jokes, but many are disgusting, wrong and likely to end in a ban:(
I think all of them should.


Been a long time since 3rd grade when I thought they were funny.

I think all of them should.


Been a long time since 3rd grade when I thought they were funny.

Loosen up dude, I'm only 15. Only a step away from a 3rd grader :p

Let me tell you a story. When I was in high school a group of us were standing around waiting for our home room teacher to show up and unlock the door. He had been out for a few days and we all just figured that he was sick. While we were waiting I told a joke very similar to the one you posted. I did not realize that the teacher was behind me unlocking the door as I told the joke.

The guys I told it to got a horrified look on their face as I told the joke and a couple of them dragged me down the hall and threatened to beat the snot out of me. It seems that the teacher had been out because his wife had just had a miscarriage.

I went in and apologized to the teacher who, it appeared, had been crying. That was just about the hardest thing I ever had to do. Son, please don't ever tell that joke again.

Before I awnser to that post, I am very friggin stupid. Is your name Dick Durban? Its not meant to rip on your name at all, I just want to know if it is.

Before I awnser to that post, I am very friggin stupid. Is your name Dick Durban? Its not meant to rip on your name at all, I just want to know if it is.

My name is James Richard (Dick) Durbin. Why do you ask, especially since my name is in my sig?

Ya know, you need to loosen it way up buddy. Its a joke, what happened was the past.

Ya know, you need to loosen it way up buddy. Its a joke, what happened was the past.

Yeah, I understand that it is a joke. I just think that you should think a bit about who could be hurt by such jokes.

By the way, why DID you ask about my name?

Me? Think about other people? Not likely buddy.

AND someone told me you called every soldier in a "Nazi".

Me? Think about other people? Not likely buddy.

AND someone told me you called every soldier in a "Nazi".

You're 15. You have plenty to learn about thinking about others. Granted, I'm only 5 years older than you, but I certainly wish at age 15 I had the attitude that I do now.

"Be nice to every one you meet on your way up because you'll meet them again on your way down."

Me? Think about other people? Not likely buddy.

AND someone told me you called every soldier in a "Nazi".

Seems like you have me confused with the senator from Illinois. You might want to read what he said and not what someone told you he said.

My mistake. Still, I probably wont stop telling that joke, because its hilarous. And just so you know, Infamous G, I am already going down.

Ahh, to be 15 again. Easy to be naive in the ways of the world. An outcast by choice, sadistic humor by trade.

Overly analytical post:

Normally, the dead baby jokes make me chuckle in a "haha, that's gross but funny" kind of way, but the first one with the doctor was sort of disturbing. I think that's because it mocks the emotions of the distraught parents rather than the reader's own sense of right/wrong. Did anyone else feel this subtle distinction?

Like I said, you need a sick sense of humor.