Commuting - Review: Disposable Wipes.

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slvoid
09-28-05, 09:32 AM
For the past year, I've probably used every type of disposable wipe and washcloth out there, wet ones, purell, charmins freshmates, splash and go, and the latest, cottonelle fresh.

Now, my testing procedure consisted of a full body wipe down with said product, followed by another wipe down with a wet napkin, then drying off with paper towels and a fan in a private bathroom.

Now, the splash and go was ok, kind of like stringy paper towels, smelled a little too much like disinfectant though.
Purell, oh man what the hell, these were little pieces of what seemed like tissue paper and it smelled just like alcohol mixed with lysol. And they were tiny. I actually lost 2-3 of those between my arms.

The wet ones were ok, slightly thicker than purell, but still paper tissue like. Good smelling, cleaned relatively well. The product was hard to manipulate when soaked with water from the sink though. Use of the prouduct almost cost me a finger though. It came in one of those cylindrical tubes with the plastic sphincter at the top. You have to open the lid and manually push a corner of one of the towels through the sphincter initially to get it going. Now I know there's a big sign that says, "DO NOT INSERT FINGERS THROUGH THE HOLE" but I must not have seen that until the 4 plastic lips of said sphincter were tightly around my finger. The only problem is, you can't back your finger out w/o tearing the meat off it. So I had to get 2 needle nose pliers and bend the tabs all the way back in order to take my finger out. In the end, I ended up with a small blood blister on my right index finger. Damn you!

The charmins freshmates came in a discrete white box. It cleaned relatively well but felt like a flakey version of bounty. It smelled fresh, which I didn't mind. The only problem was that it tended to start breaking apart after 2-3 wipes, especially when wet.

So I went and picked up 3 packs of cottonelle fresh wipes on a whim. They come in a pretty girly box with rounded corners in sky blue, seafoam green, lavender, and white. I tried them this morning and let me say, they're the best I've ever used. They're flushable (but I throw them in the waste basket anyway), have a very light smell that reminds me of nail polish, and best of all, they have the right thickness, consistency and feel. It's like having a thick firm piece of bounty in your hand. cottonelle fresh wipes gave me the confidence to scrub as hard as I wanted to without fraying, pilling, or breaking apart when wet, and best of all, its non-toxic.


In the event of accidental ingestion (i.e., by children, pets, etc.), are Cottonelle Fresh® Folded Wipes non-toxic?
Like all wet wipes produced by Kimberly-Clark, Cottonelle Fresh® Folded Wipes are non-toxic by ingestion.

If you guys are looking for a real man's baby a$$ wipe, this is it. I only wish they would change the packaging so it could be like, milled out of a solid ingot of titanium or aluminium, or maybe molded out of carbon fiber. More manly scents would be nice too, like finish line degreaser or my fav, krytech M2 hybrid wax lube.


jyossarian
09-28-05, 09:45 AM
I use Duane Read Baby Wipes. They're unscented and thick. Alcohol free and contains aloe. And they're cheap. For a more manly scent, I wear the same shirt 5 days in a row.

rule
09-28-05, 09:50 AM
Concur on the Cottonelle ...have tried them all and reached the same conclusion. The smell really is pretty light, and the white box is stealth enough that it doesn't look like I am running around with a box of tampons or anything.

When I use them I have actually had a couple of women at work tell me with a pleasant smile that I "smell nice and clean," and then proceed to ask me what laundry detergent or fabric softener that I am using on my clothes.

I figure that if I actually smell like something better than a cross between a lockerroom wet towel hamper and ass after my commute, cooldown and bathroom reclamation, that is pretty good.


kf5nd
09-28-05, 09:55 AM
COSTCO's store brand of unscented baby wipes are really unscented, and they're cheap !!! A huge carton for $10

Jarery
09-28-05, 10:21 AM
http://www.kleenex.com/us/products/MoistCloth/

Been using those. Work better than the splash and go, much stronger, havnt had any fall apart.

same time
09-28-05, 10:25 AM
I second the COSTCO recommendation - unscented and super cheap. My baby girl likes them, too.

oboeguy
09-28-05, 03:31 PM
Real men don't use baby wipes. :D At 8.5 miles of mostly flat or rolling riding, I don't need no stinking (err non-stinking?) wipes! No seriously... my commute is likley to stretch into 12+ miles when the office moves so I may have to think of using wipes. Good thread!

jur
09-28-05, 05:25 PM
Boy that was a funny read slvoid.

But wow,you do have a cumbersome procedure: wipe, wipe, wipe, fan. Must take a while. How long actually?

I tried some of these once but didn't like the complication. Now I use a microfibre cloth: Wipe. Done. Rinse cloth for next day. The cloth can be wrung out to exactly the required wetness to simultaneously wipe clean without leaving too much excess water so that you have to wipe again.

Cyclaholic
09-28-05, 07:17 PM
I don't know how you guys manage with just wipes, if I don't have a shower once I get to work then I just can't be comfortable. If there were no showers at work I'd join a local gym just so as to use the shower, but if it works for you.....

slvoid
09-28-05, 10:01 PM
Hehe when you're pushing hard 12 miles in, you get pretty sweaty. Its not that hard though, I go in, wipe down, get some water, wipe down again, then dry off with paper towels, the whole time I have my fan blowing on me so I can dry off. Put my clothes on, some body spray, hair gel, and I'm good to go.

DamianM
09-28-05, 11:45 PM
It makes sense now. Girl bike and baby wipes :D

slvoid
09-29-05, 05:30 AM
It makes sense now. Girl bike and baby wipes :D

DOH!

oboeguy
09-29-05, 06:05 AM
It makes sense now. Girl bike and baby wipes :D

And hair gel. :D