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Sincitycycler
10-04-05, 11:49 PM
This months Ride magazine. Funny or not? :) :(
NtenseGSRracer
10-04-05, 11:50 PM
Not as funny as the booty!
pinkrobe
10-04-05, 11:55 PM
Nice booty!
Sincitycycler
10-05-05, 12:02 AM
Nice booty!

Dammit! What about the cartoon? :rolleyes:
giantcfr1
10-05-05, 12:03 AM
Dammit! What about the cartoon? :rolleyes:
What cartoon?
Patriot
10-05-05, 12:13 AM
So he cooked him a high protein breakfast. I am searching for humor, and even with my strange sense of sarcasm, I can't quite figure it out. Maybe he's trying to fatten him up, so he rides slower? Not sure, but Lance can burn off some sausage and eggs in about 15mins. Hence, the lack of humor. Unless there is a hidden message, or an article to go with, that I just don't see.
ed073
10-05-05, 12:39 AM
Stoopid.

Those cartoons have never been funny.

The rest of Ride is excellent, however.
duckliondog
10-05-05, 12:43 AM
I think it's the fattening up to slow him down one. Pretty lame. I voted the $13 one, but now I'm leaning more toward total lameitude as I contemplate how long it took to actually draw the thing. The artist would have done just as well having Jan getting Lance drunk on german beer, or hitting him with some bratwurst.
Sincitycycler
10-05-05, 04:23 PM
I think it's the fattening up to slow him down one. Pretty lame. I voted the $13 one, but now I'm leaning more toward total lameitude as I contemplate how long it took to actually draw the thing. The artist would have done just as well having Jan getting Lance drunk on german beer, or hitting him with some bratwurst.

Nice shades dude. I need those in orange! :D
worker4youth
10-05-05, 04:29 PM
What's the difference between option 1 and 3?
hi565
10-05-05, 04:33 PM
wait, whats supposed to be funny? I dont get it...
ed073
10-05-05, 06:28 PM
wait, whats supposed to be funny? I dont get it...


exactly. It's not funny....
Hill Climber
10-05-05, 07:43 PM
The funny part is the attempt at humor. You're not laughing at it, you are laughing AT it.
Drayko
10-05-05, 08:14 PM
What?
TheDTrain
10-05-05, 09:31 PM
The artist is poking fun at the metrosexuality of his and our sport by showing them as a homosexual couple.

Notice they live together, Jan cooks for him, and the pink jersey and earrings?

It's not funny, but what's so hard to get about it?
RabidCyclist
10-05-05, 09:37 PM
The artist is poking fun at the metrosexuality of his and our sport by showing them as a homosexual couple.

Notice they live together, Jan cooks for him, and the pink jersey and earrings?

It's not funny, but what's so hard to get about it?

And here I was thinking it was just plain lame but you got all that out of that cartoon?? Man you're deep.
ed073
10-05-05, 09:40 PM
The artist is poking fun at the metrosexuality of his and our sport by showing them as a homosexual couple.




Nothing metrosexual about bike racing from what I remember......it ain't Premier League football!!

Just tough, endless miles in crap weather with sh1t prizemoney.
As You Like It
10-05-05, 10:10 PM
I think this cartoon should merit Ooolong, the Pancake Bunny. So I guess that merits the third option. I guess.
Elvish Legion
10-05-05, 10:29 PM
The artist is poking fun at the metrosexuality of his and our sport by showing them as a homosexual couple.

Notice they live together, Jan cooks for him, and the pink jersey and earrings?

It's not funny, but what's so hard to get about it?


Actully if you want to really pick it apart, you could say that Jan making a sausage and ONE egg could be a shot at lance only have one testicle....
substructure
10-06-05, 06:03 AM
Maybe since Lance ate Jan's lunch every year Jan decided cook him breakfast instead.



God, that was totally lame :rolleyes:
Ineedhelp
10-06-05, 08:16 AM
Not as funny as when I watched a John Wayne movie over in Europe that was dubbed in Swedish (?) There is just something very wrong about hearing the term "Guten Morgen" coming from the lips of John Wayne!
waltergodefroot
10-06-05, 08:39 AM
Das Gansei ist von der Lanze symbolisch, die oben mit grossem null in diesjährigem Tour de Frankreich kommt. Das Schweinefleisch soll ihn bis zur Hilfe mästen, die er verliert. Es ist mehr Satire als Bauchlachenstimmung.

Definitions of goose egg on the Web:

nothing: a quantity of no importance; "it looked like nothing I had ever seen before"; "reduced to nil all the work we had done"; "we racked up a pathetic goose egg"; "it was all for naught"; "I didn't hear zilch about it"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

0 (zero) or nought is both a number and a numeral. It was the last numeral to be created in most numerical systems, as it is not a counting number (which is to say, one begins counting at the number 1) and was in many eras and places represented only by a gap or mark very different from the other numerals.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_egg
foehn
10-09-05, 04:18 PM
[QUOTE=Elvish Legion]Actully if you want to really pick it apart, you could say that Jan making a sausage and ONE egg could be a shot at lance only have one testicle....[/QUOTE

But, but--there are two sausages on the plate. . .one egg and two sausages. I am sooooo confused--what does that mean?