Since I'm pretty much harmless I got stuck with sharing a room with a pretty young thing. She is very healthy and could probably kick the crap out of me if I tried anything anyway.

During the night I woke up a couple of times and each time it was so silent over from her bed that I wondered if she hadn't passed away.

The thought passed my mind that I ought to take out my shaving mirror and put it under her nose to see if she was still breathing.

Then it occurred to me that since she was a woman, if she woke up she'd probably think I was trying to check out her nose hair. I don't have enough teeth for that sort of thing.

Hmmm.......I'm usually pretty good with jokes, but.......I don't get it.

Does he chew on nose hair or something?

Hmmm.......I'm usually pretty good with jokes, but.......I don't get it.

Does he chew on nose hair or something?

'duh,' -he's a perv....pervs are funny

but...seriously, did u get lucky? :eek:

Pictures?