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Dang
10-13-05, 07:40 PM
I also have this posted on a metal detecting forum. I draw a cartoon and post it asking for ideas as to what to say for the caption. Im just curious as to what ideas I'll get from a bicycling forum.....


TheDTrain
10-13-05, 08:37 PM
How about "What are you, stoned?"

eubi
10-13-05, 08:46 PM
"Found any arrowheads yet?"


Joe Dog
10-13-05, 10:50 PM
Laugh if you want, but once we invent metal this will be HUGE.

zonatandem
10-13-05, 10:58 PM
A cordless what???

Dang
10-14-05, 05:12 PM
"Found any arrowheads yet?"3


Ya know, Thats not bad. I like it. I might just use that one.

KingTermite
10-14-05, 05:56 PM
The trace iron in their droppings will lead us right to those ferocious bovine creatures!

TheDTrain
10-14-05, 06:30 PM
3

Ya know, Thats not bad. I like it. I might just use that one.

Mine was better. :)

KingTermite
10-15-05, 10:00 AM
Mine was better. :)
No....MINE was!

Dang
10-15-05, 08:33 PM
Now now...tell ya what I'm gonna do. I'll whip up some more featuring bikes and the folks who ride and work on them. Don't know why. I never seen a cartoon in a bicycle magazine. But for the good of the forum I'll do it.

whatever6304
10-15-05, 08:37 PM
"Surely there's a better use for that round thing on the end. . ."

georgiaboy
10-15-05, 09:50 PM
All I need is a Brachiosaurus head nickel dated 1,000,000 B.C.E. to complete my collection!

georgiaboy
10-15-05, 09:57 PM
Or "Do you think she would have taken better care of that ring if you had not grabbed her by the hair?"

Dang
10-16-05, 08:14 AM
All I need is a Brachiosaurus head nickel dated 1,000,000 B.C.E. to complete my collection!

Thats pretty good. I.m going to think around that one.

CycleMagic
10-16-05, 09:04 AM
I don't have a suggestion, but...there is a metal detecting forum?! really? I had no idea!

eubi
10-16-05, 12:05 PM
All I need is a Brachiosaurus head nickel dated 1,000,000 B.C.E. to complete my collection!

How about brontosaurus head nickel?

If you know the brontosaurus-apatosaurus connection, you can build in a second joke!

eubi
10-16-05, 12:08 PM
I also have this posted on a metal detecting forum. I draw a cartoon and post it asking for ideas as to what to say for the caption. Im just curious as to what ideas I'll get from a bicycling forum.....

Oh man, I missed the whole point of you posting to a cycling forum. The caption SHOULD read:

"If you put the round thingie on the end of your stick and the wheel next to your garage together, we could go for a ride."

Baz
10-17-05, 05:00 PM
"You know, bamboo tubing and a basalt disc would lighten that up and give you better handling..."

* jack *
10-17-05, 05:32 PM
<snip> Don't know why. I never seen a cartoon in a bicycle magazine. <snip>
Andy Singer

konageezer
10-17-05, 05:39 PM
"You may as well leave your hat on. We'll be back here in fifteen minutes, anyway."

(You may have to redraw the cartoon to use this caption)

Dang
10-17-05, 05:45 PM
Andy Singer

Andy Singer is a great cartoonist. I love his techniques and style.....and he does do a lot of bicycle theme cartoons but i never seen any of his stuff in any bicycling magazine either.

eubi
10-18-05, 10:52 AM
You know, Dang, this thread is a great idea.

The cartoonists among us can draw up something, and submit it for a caption contest.

Or, submit a caption and draw a cartoon around it.

I agree, Andy Singer is a great cartoonist and, I presume, cyclist.

Also, remember the problems Calvin and his dad had with their bikes?

Dang
10-18-05, 10:15 PM
Hell I'm getting a better response from you guys then from the detectors forum.
Check out this one. I think I pissed off a few with this one. You know, metal detectng is a noble past-time.

Dang
10-18-05, 10:21 PM
You know, Dang, this thread is a great idea.

The cartoonists among us can draw up something, and submit it for a caption contest.

Or, submit a caption and draw a cartoon around it.

I agree, Andy Singer is a great cartoonist and, I presume, cyclist.

Also, remember the problems Calvin and his dad had with their bikes?

Yeah I do remember. I loved Calvin and Hobbs! I can't remember who created him but he was a genious. And did he not quit because the comic industry had became a back stabbing field?
Opus was another good one that vanished from the local paper.

eubi
10-19-05, 07:24 AM
Yeah I do remember. I loved Calvin and Hobbs! I can't remember who created him but he was a genious. And did he not quit because the comic industry had became a back stabbing field?
Opus was another good one that vanished from the local paper.

Calvin and Hobbes was created by Bill Watterson. Because of his anti-marketing sentiment, he had a contentious relationship with his syndicate. Every "Calvin" sticker you see is bootlegged.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes

Opus the Penguin was originally in Bloom County by Berke Breathed. He also showed up in a later strip called Outland. Breathed had NO PROBLEMS with marketing!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloom_County