Foo - Probably the most important poll in BF history

Which crapper do you use at work?

The men's crapper.

edit: BTW...making a real poll is not that difficult ya know. Are you really thaaat copmuter illiterate?

The men's crapper.

edit: BTW...making a real poll is not that difficult ya know. Are you really thaaat copmuter illiterate?

My liege,

Impatience does not become your majesty.

Pray, wait until the long options have been typed.

My liege,

Impatience does not become your majesty.

Pray, wait until the long options have been typed.
LOL....You sure hit the nail on my head!! Ouch!

Our dept. has two about equal direction in each direction. I go the one that goes by our finance group where the cute blonde resides. There used to be a cute tall cyclist girl with dark hair there too, but she just got moved to another area toward the other side of the building. :(

I don't see "Boss's Filing Cabinet" anywhere on the poll.

???

Why walk upstairs when the john is about three steps from my desk?

Why walk anywhere when you've permenantly replaced your chair with the pot at your desk?

I don't feel like walking any further than I have too. Mainly 'cuz I'm on my feet all the time.

As a follow up to konageezer's poll, I think it's important that all the guys here know which urinal to use (http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php) in the bathroom. I admit, I missed on two of them. One is a trick question, the other I took the poll too fast and was thinking backwards.

Women, you may be surprised, but for every urinal situation, there is a right and a wrong way to proceed. Don't question it. This is the way the world works. According to the anthropic principle, if it were any other way, we would not have reason to question it's being the way it is.

Check out this thread on another forum I frequent: Corner-Carvers - Poo Tech (http://corner-carvers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285)

Being the performance-oriented guy that I am, I use one of these on my toilet:

http://www.gururacing.com/cycling/cfraceseat.jpg

Wait wait, you forgot the little bag by the desk... what else can I make stink bombs with :lol:

As a follow up to konageezer's poll, I think it's important that all the guys here know which urinal to use (http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php) in the bathroom. I admit, I missed on two of them. One is a trick question, the other I took the poll too fast and was thinking backwards.



Phew! I don't feel too bad. I missed two as well, and it's been more than 10 years since I've used a men's room :lol:

Yeah, that last one was tricky. Way I see it is if ya gots ta go ya gots to go.

Phew! I don't feel too bad. I missed two as well, and it's been more than 10 years since I've used a men's room :lol:

Yeah, that last one was tricky. Way I see it is if ya gots ta go ya gots to go.

That is halarious, it says that I got a 10 out of 60... and I must be a woman :rolleyes:

I guess I am a female trapped in a male's body. Anybdoy want to help me free her :-/

Phew! I don't feel too bad. I missed two as well, and it's been more than 10 years since I've used a men's room :lol:

Yeah, that last one was tricky. Way I see it is if ya gots ta go ya gots to go.

WAit till King Termite finds out you are more man then you are woman :p

which urinal to use in the bathroom. I admit, I missed on two of them. .

Ewww.

I admit, I missed on two of them.

Shouldn't matter. With that many urinals there is bound to be a floor drain :D

I guess I am a female trapped in a male's body. Anybdoy want to help me free her :-/

I'm not sure where your going with this. I once told one of my lesbian friends that I, too, was a lesbian trapped in a male body, but she wasn't having it.

I'm not sure where your going with this. I once told one of my lesbian friends that I, too, was a lesbian trapped in a male body, but she wasn't having it.
darn :(

Funny article: Border Bathroom Traps Montana Student (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,130285,00.html).


I've known girls who can use urinals... cleanly.. wanna see pics? ;)

Our dept. has two about equal direction in each direction. I go the one that goes by our finance group where the cute blonde resides. There used to be a cute tall cyclist girl with dark hair there too, but she just got moved to another area toward the other side of the building. :(
Don't be so sure she got moved. I happen to know that they've been downsizing in that department

WAit till King Termite finds out you are more man then you are woman :p


Hehehe... Like I tell 'em.

I'm more woman than you'll ever have, and more man than you'll ever be. ;)

Shut's them up every time and the just stand there going ba-duh, ba-duh, ba-duh.

Shouldn't matter. With that many urinals there is bound to be a floor drain :D


I remember going to a Dead concert at the Spectrum. Women in the men's room sitting on the sinks to go, guys were circle wizzing in the floor drains.

hahahha - now i know why i've never bothered to go to a concert before

Being a contractor, particularly a window installer, the only available bathroom is the homeowners. That is why we have a rather nasty set up which I won't be describing in our trailor. Too many customers, particularly people with lots of new money don't want you using there bathroom, so we typically don't ask. The moral of this story is, any time you have contractors working at your house, please please please tell them "the bathrooms over there if you guys need it, and what can I get you guys to drink?" All too many customers are jerks, and it brightens our day when customers are nice.