Foo - Question for the Ladies: Nipple Hair

On a guy: Like? Dislike? Don't care?

Somehow I don't think this is going to be a popular poll.

Don't like guys! :p

Don't like guys! :p
KT's an exception, right sweetie? :love:

My philosophy: if I want a womans mouth there, I'll shave it

Most women love nipple hair. It is only second to back hair and Speedos according to most reports.

KT's an exception, right sweetie? :love:

Nah, I'm just in to invertebrates too.

Most women love nipple hair. It is only second to back hair and Speedos according to most reports.


Somewhat attractive in dreds or cornrows :)

So I should let my locks grow long and beautiful? I knew it!

Oh, and apparently I shouldn't have put that last option on my poll. I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.

dude, just braid your nipple hair into cornrows...pure sex. (edit: dangit stacey beat me to it!)

I got bored one day and hair gelled my nipple hairs into a spiked hair thing....

....that's the kind of crap that happens when I just moved someplace and lacked internet access for a month.

Look guys we got hairs where we don't want them... nose, face above the beard line, inside the ear, on the earlobe...the odd forehead hair... They get trimmed without hesitation right?
So if we get monster hairs on my toes (like hobbit foot) we'd take a trimmer to them right?

I don't get why guys are sensitive to trimming (not "shaving") the pubes, the nipples or the pits.

See guys at B-ball games with the wicked pit hair jumping at you, or worse cyclists with the escaping pubes. Same thing as leaving a monobrow or a hairy neck.

And guys with hairy arms, like tufty furry arms... cut that back a bit too. Like a 5 on a trimmmer, you know under an inch. I hate shaking hands with a guy with fur mittens and chewbacca arms. And for some reason the guy always seems to be making bread or throwing pizza or something where the gloves don't cover it.

" See guys at B-ball games with the wicked pit hair jumping at you, or worse cyclists with the escaping pubes."

There's a funny story floating around somewhere with a red-headed guy trimming his pubes with shears down to a 3-4 length. It ended up poking through his shorts and giving him the chia-pet look... :eek:

" See guys at B-ball games with the wicked pit hair jumping at you, or worse cyclists with the escaping pubes."

There's a funny story floating around somewhere with a red-headed guy trimming his pubes with shears down to a 3-4 length. It ended up poking through his shorts and giving him the chia-pet look... :eek:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

<Wipes nose coffee off monitor & keyboard!>

So I should let my locks grow long and beautiful? I knew it!

Oh, and apparently I shouldn't have put that last option on my poll. I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.

Yes, I love those long, gangly threads of delight! 0 0%
F__k NO! I shave my legs, the least you could do is keep those pink nickles hair-free! 1 9.09%
I really couldn't give the slightest of craps. I love my man, nipple hair or nipple hairless. 0 0%
Your polls are stupid. 10 90.91%

OMG PWNT :(

I don't know about hair, but this guy seems to have a plan that is working for him: http://www.netsummary.dk/vis?u=:68.178.168.116/mov/film/hard_nipples2.asx&t=Hard+Nipples

heh. funny.

Some men have chest hair and some don't all I ask is that you keep it clean and TRIMMED this goes for ALL areas. Currently I don't have to worry about hair around the nipples!!!

What scares me is when chics have hair around their nipples...

UPDATE!

With the "Do girls like guys with _____________" threads, I figured it'd be a good time to refresh this thread. So who wants to be the first to tell me my little nipple jungles are the sexiest thing in the known universe?

I did! I did!

You will be summarily tied to a post and shot dead for bumping this thread.

Only braided in dreads. Then I could lead you around by them :D

I did! I did!
You did taw a puttytat?

You will be summarily tied to a post and shot dead for bumping this thread.
Well, jeez, I waited for a year and a half for someone else to do it, but noooooooo...

I knew a girl with nip hair, scared the crap out of me...very...very odd.

You did taw a puttytat?

I did even before you prompted me. That's what you pay me for, right?

I did even before you prompted me. That's what you pay me for, right?
Whooooooah, whoah. I don't pay you for anything. I give you a monetary gift. And you do me a favor. It's less illegal that way.

Would it be a fashion faux pas to grow my nipple hair long enough to cover my bald spot with it?

I DARE this thread to go uphill

Would it be a fashion faux pas to grow my nipple hair long enough to cover my bald spot with it?
Is it ever a faux pas to completely shatter the mold of modern fashion and liberate all balding, nipple hair growers, ushering them into a new era of style? I say NAY! NAY I SAY!

What scares me is when chics have hair around their nipples...
I have an ex-gf who had long hairs (like around 1") around her nipples, and she refused to pluck or trim them.

My bro used to have a 5" nipple hair, but it fell out.

My bro used to have a 5" nipple hair, but it fell out.

What a sad day that must have been.

Most women love nipple hair.
Nope.

My philosophy: if I want a womans mouth there, I'll shave it


If I had my druthers I'd be 100% hairless from the ears down.

The problem is, with my luck the hair in my ears would more than make up for the rest of my body's mouth-enticing hairlessness. Sigh...

I think it's time to get all "weave 2.0" on this.....cornrows done in a flame pattern, or shave it off.

Why is the poll restricted to ladies? :lol:

I think it's time to get all "weave 2.0" on this.....cornrows done in a flame pattern, or shave it off.
Maybe my nipple hair isn't as ample as I've lead myself to believe. All I can manage is a rat tail. :(