Jokes & Humor - Dropped some poseur on a Litespeed!!!

Picture this.

Guy decked out in full Discovery kit riding a Litespeed. He was stopped at a set of lights so I got off my bike, walked over and shoved him to the ground, thereby 'dropping' him.

Of course he then proceeded to beat the hell out of me while hurling various curses and casting aspersions on me and my family.

Now that I am typing this with a black eye, various bruises and cuts (cleats) and a concussion, how the hell do I 'drop' cyclists without getting beaten up?

:D

I'm originally from RI and I ain't everseen no poseurs up there - To f-ng cold to care about posing.

I could explain it to you, but you are apparently a ****** and would not understand. So why bother?

I could explain it to you, but you are apparently a ****** and would not understand. So why bother?

Wow, quick on that trigger.

I'm not a ******, I was trying to be funny. Just for the record, I think the poseur threads are ridiculous, as long as there are more of us out there riding who cares?

I could explain it to you, but you are apparently a ****** and would not understand. So why bother?

yeeeaaaah, um...I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of assume this thread is what I like to call a "joke"?...mmkaY?

Wow, quick on that trigger.

I'm not a ******, I was trying to be funny. Just for the record, I think the poseur threads are ridiculous, as long as there are more of us out there riding who cares?

So you decided to post one of your own? Brilliant.

I'm originally from RI and I ain't everseen no poseurs up there - To f-ng cold to care about posing.

You just didn't look hard enough.

It's 64 in the shade today. :)

I'm originally from RI and I ain't everseen no poseurs up there - To f-ng cold to care about posing.
In Massachusetts.
Its been lovely the last couple of days. Just waiting for the other shoe to drop and the rain and cold to come back again.

I thought it was funny. I especially liked "while hurling various curses and casting aspersions on me and my family" (but it is 2pm on a work day and I am bored to death!)

So you decided to post one of your own? Brilliant.

A much needed definition
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Though come to think of it, I just realized I should have posted in the jokes forum and not the road forum. Can one of the moderators please move or delete this thread?

I thought it was funny. I especially liked "while hurling various curses and casting aspersions on me and my family" (but it is 2pm on a work day and I am bored to death!)

Thank you!!!
Someone gets it
:D

It's funny, but not new. There have been like 20 of these joke poser threads, and after the first one, it gets old fast.

I live in Malden, MA. It's pretty near you. Email me if you wanna ride sometime.

Damn, what's everyone's problem? I thought it was funny, who cares how many of these there are!

Guess the thread police are at it again.

I swear, people and their control issues - GET OVER YOURSELF

I could explain it to you, but you are apparently a ****** and would not understand. So why bother?

Well obviously pigmode is a poser who rides a Lightspeed and wears a full Discovery kit. His sensitivities TO this fact HavE been StreTchEd BEyonD HUMan CAPACITY, SO IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE TO SEE HOW HE MISSED THE HUMOR!!!!!! :mad:

You should try to be more sensitive to peoples feelings. One man's joke, is another's therapy session.

Well obviously pigmode is a poser who rides a Lightspeed and wears a full Discovery kit. His sensitivities TO this fact HavE been StreTchEd BEyonD HUMan CAPACITY, SO IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE TO SEE HOW HE MISSED THE HUMOR!!!!!! :mad:

You should try to be more sensitive to peoples feelings. One man's joke, is another's therapy session.
:roflmao: :roflmao:

Amazing how quickly a joke turns into a flame...

Its better then another what kind of tire should i get thread.

I could explain it to you, but you are apparently a ****** and would not understand. So why bother?

Where's my grandma when someone needs to be slapped?