Foo - what will you dress like for holloween

what will you wear? I am co-hosting a holloween party next saturday and I will be going as a lounge lizzard. from stuff that I have hanging around a black turttle neck, grey dress shirt, black sport coat, just need to find some crazy black with grey accent slacks shiney ass shoes a couple of man rings slick my hair in a pompador from hell and I will slay the ladies. (WELL MAYBE) so what are you going as?

i'm going with the athletic, k swiss wearing mountain man costume.

feel free to elaborate merton, im trying to imagine that.

shaggy ass hair and beard.. i haven't had a hair cut in months... it was about 1/4 inch long when i started the no cutting thing.

shorts

t shirt

crew socks

k swiss classics black

crazy ass looking adidas evil eye glasses with rx adapter

and an evil ugly teeth smile!

damm if that dont get the ladies then I dont know what will.

money, servitude and a hard body gets women... i'm not even sure that that (the thing before "...") would have to dress a certain way or be very well kept at all...


i still bet i could get laid... chicks are so ho-ie.

thats a novel veiw, and rarely heard in the current atmosphere of our ever represive sexual state or suito state as it where, and shoot me in the head before I start to make since, my eyeys are blury and there is drool seepin deep in the key board as I ponder the reason why some stupid ******* would name it a ****ing keyboard as it has no resemblance to a board what so ever!!!!!

uh... it does resemble a board.... a fancy shaped board with keys.


if it were wood it could easily make sense to call it a key board.

if it was wood it would be a work of art a master carving,

I am going to as Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction...just have to figure out how to get a syringe to stick out of my chest without actually sticking in IN TO my chest!!! Any ideas?

mia wallace thats a good choice. gotta think about the needle trick ...

yea!!! I was so thrilled when I picked up the black wig. now to figure out the needle thingy...tricky...

cant realy remember did that seringe stick strait out from the chest or did it hang at a downward angle???

remember..he had to mark a spot on her chest with a red magic marker and then jammed it in on the count of three. when she woke up, it was sticking right out of her chest. i will have to come up with something close, but no....um...penetration...

some plastic like thin guage plexiglass a blow torch a screw and a ace bandage would be helpfull to build it but having a needle sticking out of your chest could be awkward. just going as the pre druged mia would be nice

that was a riveting seen.

yea penatration can be good, but not like that!!

well its almost 3 am in central texas and only myself and two others have responded to this thread I thought some great ideas would come from this thread tonight but I gess everybody is in bed..... oh well...

Hmmm...

A 14 - 18 year old with too short a dress, thigh high panty hose and 4 inch heels, maybe some scruffy hair, who knows...

I played to mixed gender role yesterday at the party, a courderoy skirt, dress shirt, long hair, makeup, boy socks and shoes...

Hmmm... what is next :D

I usualy dress like some kind of Quosimodo freak of nature.






































































But being Halloween I thought I'd put on a costume.

well its almost 3 am in central texas and only myself and two others have responded to this thread I thought some great ideas would come from this thread tonight but I gess everybody is in bed..... oh well...

Here is one for ya since you are form TX but it takes a bit of work, dress up like a bull rider...ok there is more :p find your self some horns, an old riding vest, some fake blood, some black & gray & white make up and some flesh latex.

Tear a hole in the vest and put one half on the horns through it with the tip pointing out and attach it. Add some blood oozing from the opening. Then rip another hole in the back of the vest and put the other half of the horns in. Repeat with the blood.

Then take the latex and put a thick layer on your face so when it dries yu can peel some of it down so it looksa as though your skin was torn open. Then using the makeup color your face and neck (head also if you are bald) to look like you have died (do not forget to cover your lips as well or you will lose the effect). Then add some blood to where the latex is hanging and maybe some pieces of purple and red yarn to get it to look like blood vessels.

You will need to tear up some old jeans and a shirt but you should get the idea :D



I am going to as Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction...just have to figure out how to get a syringe to stick out of my chest without actually sticking in IN TO my chest!!! Any ideas?

Get some spirit gum (and remover) and flesh latex and a piece of foam and cardboard. Cut the tip off the needle. Glue the foam to the cardboard and then glue the needle into the foam. Use the spirit glue to stick it to your chest and then use the latex to cover it up and some makeup if the latex does not match your skin tone.
It would probably be easier and safer to just use the syringe and connect it to the foam.

You will have to playaround with it but it should work for you.

DBD:beer:

thanks Dirtbikedude! (love the name, btw!)

thanks Dirtbikedude! (love the name, btw!)


No prob.
I have had the name since '72 when i was just a little tyke ;) . It statred out as my CB handle :D because I started riding motorcycles before bicycles.

DBD:beer:

No prob.
I have had the name since '72 when i was just a little tyke ;) . It statred out as my CB handle :D because I started riding motorcycles before bicycles.

DBD:beer:
cute! my CB handle was: roadrunner! (mom's was everclear and grandmas was dishrag...!)

I'm going as "A.Troll" :)

I'm going to hit up good will for some old worn clothes. I'm thinking black, acid washed, pleated jeans with some old t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off. Then a mullet wig, some blacked out teeth and a truckers hat. I'm going as a meth cook.

I'm going to hit up good will for some old worn clothes. I'm thinking black, acid washed, pleated jeans with some old t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off. Then a mullet wig, some blacked out teeth and a truckers hat. I'm going as a meth cook.
funny! I thought you were going as the dude that I saw at the bar last night.... :D

Ok.. this is so NOT politically correct but my wife and I had contemplated going as Pope John Holmes and Sister Sinnamon (my wife will be just over 8 months pregnant on Halloween)... but, unfortunately, our friends are being lazy this year and the ppl that usually throw the good parties aren't having them. :(

I'm seriously making an 1890s bloomer cycling suit. Leg O' Mutton sleeves, spats, tam o' shanter hat and all. It's going to be pretty sharp. I'm wearing it to an Alleykat/costume party. ;)

My favorite Halloween dress-up was the year I wore a long hooded black robe and a super-ugly mask at school. I walked out of my classroom to the edge of the playground while the kindergarten kids (about 40 of them) were out playing. I just stood there and looked at them. One at a time, the kids spotted me and just froze, until all 40 students were frozen and staring at me. Then I lifted my arms and took two steps toward them, and they all went berserk, screaming and scattering everywhere.

I was so ashamed for scaring the sh1t outa those poor lil darlings! And the kindergarten teachers were NOT amused.

Since then I have played it safe and just dressed as a hippy. I already had all the paraphenalia for that, anyway.

:D

Since both my mother and my wife have their birthdays on Halloween, it's always been a big deal for me. My wife made me a Cap'n Crunch costume about 8 years ago (see avitar) that I wear every other year. I've even ridden my bike to work wearing it, and rode critical mass in it as well, but this year I'm going to be a pirate. ARRRRRRRRRR! :D

Since both my mother and my wife have their birthdays on Halloween, it's always been a big deal for me. My wife made me a Cap'n Crunch costume about 8 years ago (see avitar) that I wear every other year. I've even ridden my bike to work wearing it, and rode critical mass in it as well, but this year I'm going to be a pirate. ARRRRRRRRRR! :D


Going as a pirate? Are you tryihg to reduce global warming? :D

I was going to go totaly nude except for a rope threded through the handle of a frying pan then tie the rope around my waist so the pan would cover my you know what, then when someone asked who are you suppose to be I would say ......peter pan......

Since then I have played it safe and just dressed as a hippy. I already had all the paraphenalia for that, anyway.

:D

I've done that too. It's been the costume I've gotten the most comments on. Numerous people have told me that I reminded them of themselves way back when. It scared the crap out of them.

Didn't see this thread; I posted in my own. Sorry.

I went to a costume party tonight as a European Soccer Star. It came out really well -- I couldn't find a Glasgow Rangers jersey (try finding a Scottish club team jersey in Austin) but I did get a Man U jersey. (And it's Austin, so nobody'd notice it was the keeper's colors.) Let the red hair dangle and wore some good soccer shorts. It came off really well.

But I spilled coke on my BRAND NEW ManU jersey. I'm gonna take it to the laundry tomorrow and hope it washes out. Otherwise I'd have pics...

My family plays bluegrass on sunday night in our small hillbilly town. Were going to dress up as kinda of a mix of the Darlings(Andy Griffith) and the Soggy Bottom Boys.I'll post pics next week.

wow perergrine! thats what my co host is going as she is a goth ann rice lovin freek but I think thats a cool costume, I wish you successssssss.......

My wife will be going as "little red ridding hood" which sounds great, but may pose a few problems, I mean she is a stone cold fox with tan curvey leggs shiney black hair soulfull eyes and a winner smile. I'm not a jealous guy but when the dudes start scopin i'm going to get a little uncomfortable and feel a little threatend "so I gotta be cool gotta relax gotta get in my tracks" I know that she is going home with me, but hell, dangling raw meat in front of a pack of wild dogs is always a losing proposition. I'll try to cope but it's got me a little uncomfortable.


sincerly yours
a jealous guy.

Braggin' or complainin'?

well stacey it's been on my mind and I always wanted to write a " ann landers type letter" so this was my chance. but the problem is real so now is your chance to fill some big shoes so I yeild the floor to miss landers prodigy.


yea I should be braggen.

My wife will be going as "little red ridding hood" which sounds great, but may pose a few problems, I mean she is a stone cold fox with tan curvey leggs shiney black hair soulfull eyes and a winner smile. I'm not a jealous guy but when the dudes start scopin i'm going to get a little uncomfortable and feel a little threatend "so I gotta be cool gotta relax gotta get in my tracks" I know that she is going home with me, but hell, dangling raw meat in front of a pack of wild dogs is always a losing proposition. I'll try to cope but it's got me a little uncomfortable.


sincerly yours
a jealous guy.


Dear Jealous Guy,

It is you who should be going as Little Red Riding Hood not your wife. she should go as the Big Bad Wolf. This will serve a two-fold beneficial effect for your relationship.

1) It will allow you to enjoy the party unencumbered by worring about other dudes scopin' out your wife. This is of prime importance to you

2) This will allow you to experience the feeling of distrust your wife feels coming from you as other dudes scope her out. This is of prime importance to your wife.

As a possible added bouns it just might spark up the bedroom encounter should you decide to play a game of 'catch me' with her at the party.

Best of Luck,
Trans Landers ;)

I think I'm gonna be lazy and dig out the equestrian gear. Tall boots, breeches, and a nice white shirt. Might bring the whip along too.

well trans landers, this is good advise! but you would have better luck pulling my teeth with a pair of plyers than stuffing me into that costume!!!!

Maybe I'll buy some glitter makeup and go as slvoid! ;)

well trans landers, this is good advise! but you would have better luck pulling my teeth with a pair of plyers than stuffing me into that costume!!!!


This too can be arranged! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

well lauren that sounds good I'm sure that you could pull that off nicely!!

bring all your brothers and some sleeping gas.

Two words: Body Break!

I've never had so many people laugh their asses off at a costume as when me and my friend arrived to a hallow's eve party as hal johnson and joanne mcloud. (I decided to play the surly over the hill hal and proceeded to drink and smoke inordinate amounts ;-) the act was very well received!

If there are any canadians in the house this is a great idea for you.... Might apply to the americans as well i don't really know if you guys get Body Break south of the border, if you don't then just accept this as a cultural reference you'll unfortunately never get (it's a couple that provide tips on healthy eating and excercise, public service announcement style, that was on in the 80's and is inexplicably still on the air today)

Super easy team costume... all that is required is the two of the most hidious track suits you can find, a white t-shirt, a marker, and a trip to the body break website for a little refesher on their logo!!!! Fake mustach optional (i just drew mine on). I don't give this idea up easy so use well. Best costume my brain's come up with in a good long while... Waldo also got a good reception one year.

Maybe I'll buy some glitter makeup and go as slvoid! ;)

what the **** is a slvoid ?

Maybe I'll buy some glitter makeup and go as slvoid! ;)


what the **** is a slvoid?????