Foo - Crap... I bought glitter moisturizer...

Ok.. so my face gets really dry during the winter cause it's exposed to a lot of cold and dry wind right. So I figured I'll buy some light oil free moisturizer with SPF 15... guess what, it's freaking glitter moisturizer.
Not a lot of glitter but it's noticable up close that there are tiny specs of glitter in there. Now what...

Go to a rave...and chill...:D

Excellent... cept I'm a guy...

Loud moisturizer saves lives.

itll help reflect the light of oncoming motorist, its like next gen reflective tape

That's true.. lemme apply more to the back of my neck..

Excellent... cept I'm a guy...

I didn't know raves were limited to girls only...:D

You subconsciously want glitter, you're just afraid to admit it to yourself.

Just keep wearing it.....should attract tons of 14 year old females! :eek:

C'mon use/wear it. Be a trend setter. What fun is life without a little gender bending? :D

Oh, boyfriend...I'll bet you look DREAMY with it!!

:love: :love:

Ok.. so my face gets really dry during the winter cause it's exposed to a lot of cold and dry wind right. So I figured I'll buy some light oil free moisturizer with SPF 15... guess what, it's freaking glitter moisturizer.
Not a lot of glitter but it's noticable up close that there are tiny specs of glitter in there. Now what...


LOL .. THAT is funny !! :D

Paris would say "you're HOT!"
that's the funniest thing I've read this weekend!

Paris would say "you're HOT!"
that's the funniest thing I've read this weekend!

Yeah, but she says that all the time.. :)


Here's slvoid with some of that glitter moisturizer on the front of his bike for a reflector. :D

Excellent... cept I'm a guy...

We've all seen your butt. So the above comment is debatable.

Put on the glitter, dial up 400w and work it baby.

Disco fever, Slvoid. I think you've caught it. You could always rent yourself out as a mirror ball for a part-time job. Just think of all the bike parts you could get with a little sideline cash flow coming in.

Here's slvoid with some of that glitter moisturizer on the front of his bike for a reflector. :D
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Now THAT is funny!

Baahhh... It says "clean and clear oil-free morning glow moisturizer, moisturizes dry skin, instantly brightens skin." NO WHERE does it say glitter. I should've known from the "morning glow" and "brightens skin" part.
You know what too, my cousin works in R&D for the company that develops shampoo and moisturizers and such and she sent me a pre production sample of oil of olay: olay body lotion for "extra dry skin". Guess what, GLITTER! It doesn't say glitter anywhere! Doesn't even hint at it.

I'm not going to any rave, I don't have any fever, and I refuse to work it on my weekend off. I'm not gonna attract any 14 year old's and I'm not a HOT B1TCH. You know what, women, this is your fault! I don't want glitter all over my #@$&ing body and on my tight spandex!

You're a girly girl. No man deliberately goes out and gets moisturizer... well, except Michael Jackson... :D

Koffee

You gotta wear it. Women like a guy that can embrace his feminine side.

(snickers)

You snicker all you want, I know where you live, how about I come kick your a$$, how's that for embracing my feminine side.

Man can't a guy buy moisturizer without getting ridiculed?
See, this is the exact reason why I had to have my gf pay for it at the counter when I went to the pharmacy... And that time I wore my secret platinium sparkling vanilla body spray I had to tell them it was my gf's by accident.

Latest picture of Slvoid!!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y233/YourMarionette/boy_george_big.jpg

Man can't a guy buy moisturizer without getting ridiculed?
Um.....er.....NO!

Get some oatmeal moisturizer.

http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OT345729S.jpg

I use the exact same stuff when I ride in the East Village
and get complimented on it.

http://www.asos.com/images/inv/C/9/53/3501/PinkGlitter/image1xl.jpg

bwahahahahahahahaha!

next time aim for the (ever so tiny, but it's there) men's section....

Ummm...how many grams will the glitter stuff save over regular moisturizer? Or is it heavier? I may want to try some...(always looking to save 1 or 2 grams)

Technically it should be lighter.
The glitter would displace and equal volume of liquid moisturizer which I'm sure is higher in density than the polymer that the glitter is made of.

C'mon use/wear it. Be a trend setter. What fun is life without a little gender bending? :D

You said it... send it my way... I will use it...! :o

Ok.. so my face gets really dry during the winter cause it's exposed to a lot of cold and dry wind right. So I figured I'll buy some light oil free moisturizer with SPF 15... guess what, it's freaking glitter moisturizer.
Not a lot of glitter but it's noticable up close that there are tiny specs of glitter in there. Now what...
don't feel bad. I bought some underwear once and after I took 'em home and pulled a pair out of the package I noticed they were thong underwear.

http://www.asos.com/images/inv/C/9/53/3501/PinkGlitter/image1xl.jpg

Hmmm... lip gloss :D

Just go see if old spice makes a lotion....it probably wont have glitter....it may reek of old spice though :(

Ummm.... Old Spice!

Don't knock old spice....I love that stuff. I use old spice liquid soap in the shower. :)

I KNEW there was something about you I liked. ;)

Ok.. so my face gets really dry during the winter cause it's exposed to a lot of cold and dry wind right. So I figured I'll buy some light oil free moisturizer with SPF 15... guess what, it's freaking glitter moisturizer.
Not a lot of glitter but it's noticable up close that there are tiny specs of glitter in there. Now what...The now what is that the glitter made you gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. I have run out of deodorant before and had to resort to using my wife's. It smelled so girly that I stopped on the the way to the office, bought my brand, and did an armpit wash in the office bathroom just to get rid of the girly smell. I feel your pain slvoid.

you really are a girl...heeeeeeeeee.. :roflmao:

Wow, I am glad I don''t have the ability to smell... what is the difference between a girly and a boy smell?

I KNEW there was something about you I liked. ;)
You mean it wasn't my glitter-moistureized gender inspecific sex appeal? :cry:

Boys smell like ass, girls smell like...

Girls smell like pink.


And forget the Old Spice. You gotta get BRUT! That'll "man" you up. ;)

You mean it wasn't my glitter-moistureized gender inspecific sex appeal? :cry:


Sorry, no. But the lip balm was a big plus ;)

Girls smell like pink.


And forget the Old Spice. You gotta get BRUT! That'll "man" you up. ;)

what you been sperimentin with?

http://www.asos.com/images/inv/C/9/53/3501/PinkGlitter/image1xl.jpg


Nice avitar!

Sorry, no. But the lip balm was a big plus ;)
What about the f-me pumps and panty hoes? Did they help any?

Nice avitar!
I saw her, and I knew that she would be mine :).

what you been sperimentin with?


Oh, now don't tell me you forgot about that thing we weren't suppose to mention (you Brute!) ~wink wink~ ;)

What about the f-me pumps and panty hoes? Did they help any?


Oh, the panty hose are a definite turn-on, tho' I'm a big fan of pracitcal shoes like Birks