Foo - totally non bike related but good grief!

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eddiebrannan
11-04-05, 01:05 PM
http://www.vgmerchandise.com/misc.html

drac_vamp
11-04-05, 01:08 PM
quote: "guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free."

Yeah, right...

guaranteed to make bad music and lulling movies, there's a real promise!
Grimlock
11-04-05, 01:12 PM
"Maybe I'm drunk but is that real," he said with squinty-eyed disbelief.

LóFarkas
11-04-05, 01:15 PM
Haha. He may waive the price of natural insemination based on the photograph of the woman! And then come the racist criteria... Real nice guy, I bet
zelah
11-04-05, 01:54 PM
This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

omg
skiahh
11-04-05, 03:40 PM
Wow... put him up there with Michael Crook.
bklyn74
11-05-05, 07:06 PM
that's a joke, right? really, it is,. . isn't it? it seems to NOT be a joke, but i feel like it must be. somebody help me out with this one.
TexasGuy
11-07-05, 08:31 AM
This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

omg
:roflmao: :love: