Serendipper
11-04-05, 02:06 PM
Little Red Riding Hood
(not recommended for children)
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest, on her way to visit her grandma's cottage.
She heard a wolf howl in the distance, and it was getting dark. "I'd better hurry",she thought.
Finally, she could smell dinner cooking and saw the familiar glow of the fireplace through the cottage windows. She opened the door to find Grandma sitting up in the bed, reading. "Why, It's my favorite...Little Red Riding Hood!" Exclaimed Grandma, who crawled out of bed and slowly approached the girl, red eyes glowing in the firelight. Startled, Little Red Riding Hood said: "G-Grandma...what big eyes you have!" The Wolf licked his lips. "Why, the better to see you with my dear...come here..."
Then, in a flash, Little Red Riding Hood reached into her picnic basket and puled out a .50 Desert Eagle semi-automatic handgun! The Wolf lept on the bed with his tail between his legs and let out a miserable howl. Then, he wimpers to Little Red Riding Hood " You're going to kill me with that thing, aren't you!?"
Little Red Riding Hood takes the safety off the gun and aims it between the Wolf's eyes. "Yes, I am.."
She says. She then takes her free hand and lifts up her dress."...But first you're gonna eat me just like the book says."
(not recommended for children)
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest, on her way to visit her grandma's cottage.
She heard a wolf howl in the distance, and it was getting dark. "I'd better hurry",she thought.
Finally, she could smell dinner cooking and saw the familiar glow of the fireplace through the cottage windows. She opened the door to find Grandma sitting up in the bed, reading. "Why, It's my favorite...Little Red Riding Hood!" Exclaimed Grandma, who crawled out of bed and slowly approached the girl, red eyes glowing in the firelight. Startled, Little Red Riding Hood said: "G-Grandma...what big eyes you have!" The Wolf licked his lips. "Why, the better to see you with my dear...come here..."
Then, in a flash, Little Red Riding Hood reached into her picnic basket and puled out a .50 Desert Eagle semi-automatic handgun! The Wolf lept on the bed with his tail between his legs and let out a miserable howl. Then, he wimpers to Little Red Riding Hood " You're going to kill me with that thing, aren't you!?"
Little Red Riding Hood takes the safety off the gun and aims it between the Wolf's eyes. "Yes, I am.."
She says. She then takes her free hand and lifts up her dress."...But first you're gonna eat me just like the book says."