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Serendipper
11-04-05, 02:06 PM
Little Red Riding Hood
(not recommended for children)


Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest, on her way to visit her grandma's cottage.
She heard a wolf howl in the distance, and it was getting dark. "I'd better hurry",she thought.
Finally, she could smell dinner cooking and saw the familiar glow of the fireplace through the cottage windows. She opened the door to find Grandma sitting up in the bed, reading. "Why, It's my favorite...Little Red Riding Hood!" Exclaimed Grandma, who crawled out of bed and slowly approached the girl, red eyes glowing in the firelight. Startled, Little Red Riding Hood said: "G-Grandma...what big eyes you have!" The Wolf licked his lips. "Why, the better to see you with my dear...come here..."
Then, in a flash, Little Red Riding Hood reached into her picnic basket and puled out a .50 Desert Eagle semi-automatic handgun! The Wolf lept on the bed with his tail between his legs and let out a miserable howl. Then, he wimpers to Little Red Riding Hood " You're going to kill me with that thing, aren't you!?"
Little Red Riding Hood takes the safety off the gun and aims it between the Wolf's eyes. "Yes, I am.."
She says. She then takes her free hand and lifts up her dress."...But first you're gonna eat me just like the book says."

Serendipper
11-04-05, 02:34 PM
Cinderella

(tell the kids to leave the room)


Cinderella sat crying, after her evil stepmother informs her that she's not allowed to attend the ball.

Through the window, her fairy godmother comes, to grant Cinderella her wish.

"Cinderella, my dear, I have given you everything you need..But remember! At the stroke of Midnight
your p*ssy will be turned into a pumpkin..you know, child, for your own good..."

Cinderella quickly agreed, and hurried of to the ball.

Well, 12:00 Midnight arrives, and Cinderella is nowhere to be found. Worried sick after waiting up all night,
Fairy Godmother starts off to find her. Suddenly, Cinderella staggers through the door, drunk and elated.

"Where have you been!?" yell the Fairy Godmother, elated yet stern. "Oh, Fairy Godmother! I met the most wonderful boy!" swoons Cinderella, with a lovelorn look in her eyes.

"Wonderful, My child! What is his name?" Asked Fairy Godmother. Cinderella thought for a minute.
"Peter, Peter....something or other."

EJ123
11-06-05, 01:58 PM
Haha:roflmao: