[telenick]

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.

Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Still not good.

Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."
Unacceptable again.

So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes." No way.

"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.

"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.

"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still ! no go.

"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

" Dr Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."

:)

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[duckliondog]

And then a wheel builder named his company after them . . .

Very good, thanks.

[TexasGuy]

heh.