NoCom

mattzees

I got a hard-on for the Velokraft NoCom.

So do you.

C'mon, you know you want one.

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Mars

I do! I really really do!!

Trsnrtr

I got a hard-on for the Velokraft NoCom.

Here's one of the originals.

mattzees

Here's one of the originals.

Do you own one? What does it ride like? How the hell do you spend that kind of money on a bike without trying one first?

--Matt

bentrox!

I got a hard-on for the Velokraft NoCom.

So do you.

C'mon, you know you want one.
If you don't control yourself you may find that your "tiller" obstructs turns.
Well, you'd have a prominent place to mount a flag, anyway. ;)

Trsnrtr

Do you own one? What does it ride like? How the hell do you spend that kind of money on a bike without trying one first?

--Matt

No, I took the picture at the Hostel Shoppe Rally in 2004. There were two in attendance.

Mooky

What does the view from the cockpit look like on one of those? Does it have a lot of dial and altitude indicators like an F16? Does it carry any payload of bombs? Does the US military have fleet of NoComs to deploy on secret missions? How does a parachute fit on it.

Mooky

No, I took the picture at the Hostel Shoppe Rally in 2004. There were two in attendance.

mattzees

What does the view from the cockpit look like on one of those? Does it have a lot of dial and altitude indicators like an F16? Does it carry any payload of bombs? Does the US military have fleet of NoComs to deploy on secret missions? How does a parachute fit on it.

Mooky

Altitude indicators? Everyone knows that when attacking the Death Star you don't need altitude indicators for anything. You're in space, doofus. Proton torpedo status is much more important. How are you supposed to hit the thermal exhaust duct, thus causing a chain reaction, and destroying the battlestation?

What kind of idiot are you?

Trsnrtr

What does the view from the cockpit look like on one of those? Does it have a lot of dial and altitude indicators like an F16? Does it carry any payload of bombs? Does the US military have fleet of NoComs to deploy on secret missions? How does a parachute fit on it.

Mooky

Gee, Mooks, I don't really know. I didn't ask to sit on one and besides that, I'm sure I'd be too short to look over the tiller anyway. :)

geebee

There is a couple of owners of them over at bentrideronline.com do a search there if you want to know how much you really want one. :)
Yes I want one to.

Mooky

Can a NoCom cruise at 75 miles per hour down mountain switchbacks like my non cockpit steel ReBike?

Mooky

There is a couple of owners of them over at bentrideronline.com do a search there if you want to know how much you really want one. :)
Yes I want one to.

Guest

I got a hard-on for the Velokraft NoCom.

So do you.

C'mon, you know you want one.

Awwww... you just need the love of a good woman. Really. :D

Koffee

mattzees

Awwww... you just need the love of a good woman. Really. :D

Koffee

Got one already. Now the love of TWO good women... hmm...

Guest

That's what the blow up doll you've got hidden in the attic is for. So if you're so hot for the bike, it must be time for another visit to the valley of the dolls. ;) :D :lol:

Koffee

Mars

Altitude indicators? Everyone knows that when attacking the Death Star you don't need altitude indicators for anything. You're in space, doofus. Proton torpedo status is much more important. How are you supposed to hit the thermal exhaust duct, thus causing a chain reaction, and destroying the battlestation?

What kind of idiot are you?

My favorite thing to say to myself as I enter high density traffic is, "I am a leaf on the wind, watch me soar."

mattzees

That's what the blow up doll you've got hidden in the attic is for. So if you're so hot for the bike, it must be time for another visit to the valley of the dolls. ;) :D :lol:

Koffee

Actually, the NoCom is manufactured using some sort of inflatible bladder system (that I don't understand) to mold the carbon fiber before it is cured in an oven. So it is kind of a blow-up doll thru osmosis.

BTW- You're confusing the blow-up dolls in my attic with the dead hipster kiddies in my basement. But that's probably the subject of a different post.