Foo - Slap your co-worker

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Today !!

Today is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you
have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a
co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you
have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and
see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO
obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on
behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce
today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! These are the rules you
must follow:

* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same
day..
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns
slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a
stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!

Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap
the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!

if someone comes by and slaps me, i'll know they read bikeforums. and also, i'll know that i'm annoying. :p

*couhg* go find the lazy co-worker's office *cough*

i wish i could. he works out of the Virgina office. slapping would involve a plane trip and considerable expense to me. but, maybe it's worth it. ;)

woot, I have several..do managers count?

woot, I have several..do managers count?

They get priority

i wish i could. he works out of the Virgina office. slapping would involve a plane trip and considerable expense to me. but, maybe it's worth it. ;)
Cost has little to do with it. Think of the satisfaction man!

Can I use those water fountain cone looking cups to jab someone's eyeballs?


pwitty pwease with a chewwy on tawp! :D

How about math teachers?

Is that ok? and can I have it carrry over to tomorrow! PLEASE! ;) :D

Can I use those water fountain cone looking cups to jab someone's eyeballs?


pwitty pwease with a chewwy on tawp! :D


Much more effective if first dipped in epoxy resin and let to cure ;)

Much more effective if first dipped in epoxy resin and let to cure ;)


Then how would I give out all the neat papercuts? :(

Then how would I give out all the neat papercuts? :(

Turn it around, silly! No need to hemetrecly seal the cup in resin, just the first inch or so. this makes for a nice rigid point, perfect for eyejabbing. Yet the open end is left raw for those awesome paper cuts

Do you
have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve
with tedious and boring details that you don't care about?

YES, YES, YES!!! I would love to be able to shut her up, but she is just such a sweet lady that I put up with her. If I am on a deadline or need to really focus on something I have to close my door.

Just yesterday she spent 30 minutes telling me all the details of her entries in the North Florida Fair. I just kept on working and saying "Uh huh" every few minutes.

YES, YES, YES!!! I would love to be able to shut her up, but she is just such a sweet lady that I put up with her. If I am on a deadline or need to really focus on something I have to close my door.

Just yesterday she spent 30 minutes telling me all the details of her entries in the North Florida Fair. I just kept on working and saying "Uh huh" every few minutes.
omg. I really need to patent some of my ideas :( I could be making millions. :p

Turn it around, silly! No need to hemetrecly seal the cup in resin, just the first inch or so. this makes for a nice rigid point, perfect for eyejabbing. Yet the open end is left raw for those awesome paper cuts


But it's not the same....

...right now I want to blast a tube of wasabi up some idiot's noses....freaking ghetto thug wannabe drama factories having a practice session for jerry springer in my parking lot.