Foo - New Rule: OCP

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New Rule: Starting right now! Nobody can put the letters O, C, and P together in that order ever again! I'm sick of going into the Road Cycling forum and reading OCP this and OCP that. He is an OCP. She is an OCP. H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P!!!! For crying out loud!
I feel like I am back in Jr. High reading all of those threads. :rolleyes:
EDIT> Same goes with VC. You are either a vehicle or a cyclist. You can't be both!
peregrine
11-14-05, 03:16 PM
hmmm do you think we could just maybe do that with VC too? ;)
Cromulent
11-14-05, 03:17 PM
You mean like this?
OCP.
Or did you mean like this? OCP.
What about this?
OCP.
Or...
ocp
What letters can we string together, Mr. Ranger sir?
You mean like this?
OCP.
Or did you mean like this? OCP.
What about this?
OCP.
Or...
ocp
What letters can we string together, Mr. Ranger sir?
Rebel.
Ranger are you mad cause your not part of the club??? :D
I don't blame you, I'm not really a part of that either especially now cause I have been giving the mtbike more lovin!!! ;)
Funkychicken
11-14-05, 04:04 PM
what the heck are ocp and vc?
Obsessive compulsive posuer.
And I have no clue about VC.
Can I be a COP?
:D
Koffee
OCP Stands for the Oracle Certification Program. A series of lessons and tests one must pass to demonstrate knowledge and skills in computer networking using Oracle brand software. It is a professional certification program.
The reason it comes up so often in these discussions is that all who participate in or have completed the Oracle Certification Program also ride flashy, well decked out bikes and wear attractive cycling clothing.
OCP Stands for the Oracle Certification Program. A series of lessons and tests one must pass to demonstrate knowledge and skills in computer networking using Oracle brand software. It is a professional certification program.
The reason it comes up so often in these discussions is that all who participate in or have completed the Oracle Certification Program also ride flashy, well decked out bikes and wear attractive cycling clothing.
Oh, thanks. BFD!
peregrine
11-14-05, 04:35 PM
VC stands for vehicular cycling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicular_cycling). it's a BIG thing in the 'advocacy and sefety' forum and people can't seem to agree on it
catatonic
11-14-05, 05:07 PM
OCP = Over Compensating Poseur....one who cannot stand riding a pain chipped 6061al raleigh roadbike while wearing blue jeans (drive leg rilled up), a t-shirt, and nothin but a stupid smug grin on their face!
...I jest, I think everyone has a bit of the poseur within them...otherwise we would all own electras.
KrisPistofferson
11-14-05, 05:11 PM
Why do you hate Robocop?
TheDTrain
11-14-05, 05:27 PM
Jocp!
Namenda
11-14-05, 05:36 PM
SOCP, aka AARP OCP
Eggplant Jeff
11-14-05, 05:44 PM
I'm 100% non-OCP but this thread makes me want to become one ;).
Oooh I do ride VC though :D.
SpongeDad
11-14-05, 05:56 PM
OCP is all about the O.
KirkeIsWaiting
11-14-05, 06:01 PM
Ranger are you made cause your not part of the club??? :D
I don't blame you I'm not really a part of that either especially now cause I have been giving the mtbike more lovin!!! ;)
Oh so you get a little MTB(er) in ya ;) and your switching teams, huh?
It's ok Snowy, you can always be an OCP MTB chickie.
That would be color coordinated road rash?
Siu Blue Wind
11-14-05, 06:27 PM
Hey Ranger! Whaddya say we MTBers start our own club? What's a good name? We can vote on it, and have our own sig, too. Heck, we can even do our own jerseys since it won't be until Rad/55 get his bike out of the paint shop that we get our BF ones. (I don't know what that means but that's when everyone says we'll get our BF jerseys).
Hey Ranger! Whaddya say we MTBers start our own club? What's a good name? We can vote on it, and have our own sig, too. Heck, we can even do our own jerseys since it won't be until Rad/55 get his bike out of the paint shop that we get our BF ones. (I don't know what that means but that's when everyone says we'll get our BF jerseys).
I don't think anybody in the MTB forum can spell OCP.
Serpico
11-14-05, 07:18 PM
I am so sick of this ***** :crash:
KirkeIsWaiting
11-14-05, 07:19 PM
I am so sick of this ***** :crash:
lol....
Siu Blue Wind
11-14-05, 07:22 PM
I don't think anybody in the MTB forum can spell OCP.
Oh wow. That's messed up.
DieselDan
11-14-05, 07:31 PM
You must be some kind of VIP to hate OCP and VC. So when the VP goes MIA we'll all have KP.
RedHairedScot
11-14-05, 07:56 PM
During an apocalyptic apocalypse, the Apocrypha, the apocrypal, cacophonist cop will cop with the cacophony using copious coplanar coplymers, crying "copperas" on Copperhead, a coppery copra with coprinus coproduct, flying in a copter, the plans for which were copied from a copybook, copyright 1995. The copywriter (a cornucopia of Episcopaleian gyroscopes from an earlier epoch), presented hardcopy describing the helicopter to Hippocrates, whose Hippocratic horoscope was of such hypocrisy, that a hypocritical hygroscopic kaleidoscope (a hypocycloid of the lycopodium) became macroscopic, rendering oscillisopes obsolete for microscopy. Using his periscope and the miniature pharmacopoeia in his pocket, the pocketful of popcorn emerged from a sarcophagus of such scope that the scoptic scops (using a stereoscopy of a spectroscope and a stethoscope) resorted to sycophantic mewlings, the stroboscopic beat syncopated against the bouncing tachiostoscope. Using telescopic sight of a telescope from my topcote, we finally resolved the topocentric upcome.
Oh wait. Missed one. Stopcock. Huh huh huh.
(do you want these words banned? Neither do I! Fight for the power to keep the letters o,c,and p adjacent!)
/This post brought to you by John's inability to concentrate on work and his stubborn refusal to just go with the easy "stopcock" joke.
//stopcock
Funkychicken
11-14-05, 08:09 PM
Why do you hate Robocop?
robocop was AGAINST ocp. ED209 - now that was an intimidating machine.
madbiker555
11-14-05, 08:14 PM
OCP
Over Compulsive Pirates? :D
InfamousG
11-14-05, 08:17 PM
Who' down with OCP?
Yeah, you know me!
what?
madbiker555
11-14-05, 08:17 PM
Who' down with OCP?
Yeah, you know me!
what?
WHAT?! YEAHH!
That got boring fast.
The Seldom Kill
11-15-05, 02:54 AM
Foolish children.
OCP stands for Outside Context Problem as coined by the prophet Iain M. Banks in the gospel Excession.
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