MsVicki
11-16-05, 10:44 PM
It is that time of year. Once again, Miss November says "Have a Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jokes & Humor - Happy Thanksgiving from Miss November!
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eubi
11-21-05, 01:51 PM
Perfect...
A woman that can't talk.
:D
A woman that can't talk.
:D
MsVicki
11-21-05, 03:04 PM
Perfect...
A woman that can't talk.
:D
:p
A woman that can't talk.
:D
:p
KingTermite
11-22-05, 04:25 PM
The turkey shot out of the oven
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner and
burst with a deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and thought with chagrin as I mopped, that I'd never again stuff a turkey with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
and rocketed into the air,
it knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner and
burst with a deafening boom,
then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
there was turkey attached to the ceiling, where there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl,
there wasn't a way I could stop it,
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure, and thought with chagrin as I mopped, that I'd never again stuff a turkey with popcorn that hadn't been popped.