Foo - Troll Hall of Fame

Rules are:
One individual troll per post, with a short description of how their trolling has touched your life. Try not to lose your mind in a pathetic flamewar. Here goes-




Spuds McDoogle (http://www.bikeforums.net/search.php?searchid=1785695) This cat was absolutely amazing. He transformed the always mellow and laid back 'bent forum into a den of rabid scorpions, just by being mellow and laid back. His stories about walking up hills and PBJs almost made me choke on my tongue from laughter more than once. Wherever you are, Spuds, I salute you. :beer:

Oh boy here we go...

From the first chapter of my book...

A certain troll from this forum (jit2/ewitz) came onto another forum and sent a pm... I bet the guys over at bikeforums will love this (with some references to tucking). He posted some thread I never saw here go banned. After initial great fear I finally relized that some people know about me and what I am going through. I made the decision to come out to everyone. The support has been amazing and finally made me accept who I truly am inside!

So in that respect his trolling was a good thing... but if he does it again I will have to open a can of...

http://tubegator.com/funpic/can_whoop_ass.jpg
Mandy

raiyn... the fool just *****es at everything.

fuji_cyclist

The classic. Every question was about what the best, most expensive component would do for his riding (assuming that he rode in the first place). Brought out the best flaming from everyone.

I miss him/her.

TrekRider, his loquatious yet circular ramblings armed with ill researched, factual mis-information almost made a neo-con out of me <yeah right>

does anyone remember that kezzan guy? he was a complete ******* and made about 12 different accounts because the mods kept banning him (kezzan1...kezzan1..ect)

he didnt really touch my life but he does stick out when i think of trolling...buthe wasnt trolling in a good/acceptable way, just the annoying way.

I remember a guy from India who didn't realize this wasn't a motorbike forum. He wanted our opinion on which bike was sexier and would get him the girls better'er (his English was exactly stellar). He said that he wasn't worried about performance or even because he liked the idea of motorcycling, he just wanted to know which would get him the chicks better. It's a good thing he wasn't worried about performance. He was looking at a miniature Harley clone and a fake sport bike, both with like 150 cc engines. I think he only ever got two posts in. His original, and his question why everyone was making fun of him. Not an intentional troll, but not too bright either. I think he was a positive influence on my life, because I got a good laugh out of the most genuine posuer I'd ever seen.

Aha! Found it (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=103775&highlight=sexier)

Supertrooper - That guy would rant and rant, and get him started on politics and he'd go totally berserk. He finally went totaly bat$hit crazy, I think Joe must have aced him to the trash can.

dobber. he seems to have a rubber strip fetish. i don't even want to know what he does with them in his free time.

A.troll, boyfriend!

Just an unusually sweet, if a tad off the wall, persona.

53-11 alltheway. Not sure if he actually counts as a troll or not, but definitely an instant personality, and the ability to make some people foam at the mouth.

Heh, only so far this thread could go :rolleyes:

A.troll, boyfriend!

Just an unusually sweet, if a tad off the wall, persona.

Who you calling "off the wall"? :p

There is only one TRUE troll on Bikeforums...and I am that troll!


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/A_troll/79994574ICyuTt_ph.jpg

From love, A.troll.. from love. :)

MERTON....his inane banter and weird posts make even the village idiot look like the one who got the brains in the family. If ever there was somebody who discovered the art of posting in the form of thinking out loud, this is the guy who mastered it!

MERTON....his inane banter and weird posts make even the village idiot look like the one who got the brains in the family. If ever there was somebody who discovered the art of posting in the form of thinking out loud, this is the guy who mastered it!


...but does that make him a troll?

Heh, only so far this thread could go :rolleyes:You'd be surprised, this thread hasn't even scratched the surface. When I started coming to bikeforums, (before I forgot the password to my old username,)D*Alex (http://www.bikeforums.net/search.php?searchid=1787061) was the troll to be reckoned with. He was good, too, just a tad too abusive to newbs, I guess. ;)

...but does that make him a troll?
Um.......yeah, it does!!


But then again.....I was called a troll when I first started too. I started a thread in the general forum about "why do all bike shoes look so gay" and was immediately labelled as a gay bashing troll.

Ankush.....I think he knows way more than he puts off that he does. I love his rambling panicky posts, and at the end, he usually solves it himself. Something about him is very charming. He puts a smile on my face. And I love his bike.

Eubi, and his pedantic ramblings. I wish he would shut up.

Oooo I have a bunch, but I don't have time to think about it! (They make my head hurt!)

Eubi, and his pedantic ramblings. I wish he would shut up.
ditto!

although i have done some trolling in my day.

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=64820&page=1&pp=25

although i have done some trolling in my day.

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=64820&page=1&pp=25Specialized IS pretty dang awesome.
:)

MERTON....his inane banter and weird posts make even the village idiot look like the one who got the brains in the family. If ever there was somebody who discovered the art of posting in the form of thinking out loud, this is the guy who mastered it!
:p

Who you calling "off the wall"? :p

There is only one TRUE troll on Bikeforums...and I am that troll!


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/A_troll/79994574ICyuTt_ph.jpg


And, remember, you are MY girlfriend - none other, at least that is what you told me.



You'd be surprised, this thread hasn't even scratched the surface. When I started coming to bikeforums, (before I forgot the password to my old username,)D*Alex was the troll to be reckoned with. He was good, too, just a tad too abusive to newbs, I guess.

I notice your link is invalid.

D*Alex was the BEST, IMHO. He did not tolerate fools easily. But probably not a troll, as I don't believe he did his bit on purpose. Just his natural personality shining through.

I am sorry he got banned, but I know he was offered a reinstatement.

"Troll is in the eye of the beholder."

You can use that line if you like, just be sure to give me full credit.

Back to this thead:

When I've tried to troll I get ignored.

When I post what I think is a good point, I get lit up like Christmas tree!

:D

does anyone remember that kezzan guy? he was a complete ******* and made about 12 different accounts because the mods kept banning him (kezzan1...kezzan1..ect)

he didnt really touch my life but he does stick out when i think of trolling...buthe wasnt trolling in a good/acceptable way, just the annoying way.

He would be my pick. Kept me busy for two weeks trying to keep up to his ip's, logins etc. The worst (or best) part was the kid was smart and really knew some interesting facts. He just couldn't NOT insult people that were less intelligent.

D*Alex I have heard the stories. I remember him posting, but I don't remember paying much attention when I was just posting :)

A$$ way back (12/6/02 or 12/7/02 what a piece of crap he was. I still hate that guy.

D*Alex I have heard the stories. I remember him posting, but I don't remember paying much attention when I was just posting :)
He wasn't so bad.

A$$ way back (12/6/02 or 12/7/02 what a piece of crap he was. I still hate that guy.
I remember that jerk. That was a LONG night. That was before we had a lot of mods in other countries

And, remember, you are MY girlfriend - none other, at least that is what you told me.


Hmm, I think your memory is going, baby. But you are in luck! My granny is monogamous and is looking for a boyfriend right now, you Foxie man, you. How about it?

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/A_troll/79979710cQxOOZ_ph.jpg



MERTON....his inane banter and weird posts make even the village idiot look like the one who got the brains in the family. If ever there was somebody who discovered the art of posting in the form of thinking out loud, this is the guy who mastered it!

Hey, MERTON is my boyfriend!

:love:

On the Road cycling forum, it's either Sincitycycler or Euro. but they provide such comedy everyone loves them.

More of a perpetual tout than a troll: Mooky, also on the recumbent forum.

KillerB can be strange sometimes. He lives just a few miles away from me but I've never seen him. I kinda wonder If he rides at all.

Hmm, I think your memory is going, baby. But you are in luck! My granny is monogamous and is looking for a boyfriend right now, you Foxie man, you. How about it?

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/A_troll/79979710cQxOOZ_ph.jpg





Hey, MERTON is my boyfriend!

:love:

pfft! i ain't sharin'! gimme somma dat monogomus granny boodee!

One word: sydney.

I'll second that. Yeah, sydney

EDIT NOTE - If I post something I very rarely delete it. I won't this time either. sydney, wherever you are, I am sure you understand. RIP bud.

nah... sydney has all the mechanical info... he's helpful.

Prisoner, easily the biggest loser that ever logged onto Bikeforums


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Idiots and trolls are 2 different things my friend. Please learn to distinguish the difference

I-like-to-bike.

Goes into the "Commuting" forum, finds the "Fixed gear commuters show n tell" thread, and flames on about how commuting on a fixie isn't practical.

I-like-to-bike.

Goes into the "Commuting" forum, finds the "Fixed gear commuters show n tell" thread, and flames on about how commuting on a fixie isn't practical.
Now that's trolling and borderline troll.

Prisoner, easily the biggest loser that ever logged onto Bikeforums


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I'll vote zigurat for refreshing an old thread. Must have taking some time to troll the forums to find this.

Once again. Really Missing the point :p

Once again. Really Missing the point :p
Guess I'm not deep enough to understand a thread in "foo".

/sarcasm

No. I'm talking about the meaning of "troll"

No. I'm talking about the meaning of "troll"
I know what a troll is. I was using an excuse to talk crap to the idiot for revived this ******** thread.

No. I'm talking about the meaning of "troll"


Perhaps you should clarify?

Was MY post "trolling" or "borderline troll" or were both of those in reference to I-like-to-bike?

Prisoner! on P&R

One line stupid posts with thread titles like "why" (today).

A waste of server space.

Perhaps you should clarify?

Was MY post "trolling" or "borderline troll" or were both of those in reference to I-like-to-bike?
no, your post was not trolling. I was referring to i-like-to-bike
berderline trolling is somebody going somewhere, as you say and trolling. He would be a troll if he did this everywhere he went on the forum. Since i have never seen him I do not know whether he does that, so I attributed the term borderline troll to his behavior as described there and not to him.

I know what a troll is. I was using an excuse to talk crap to the idiot for revived this ******** thread.
:oh . hehehe. Well in that case talk-crap away :D