OCP thread

[Serpico]

Here's the official OCP thread

Post some funny stuff, on-topic in the humor forum.



So--anyways, a priest, a rabbi and a lawyer walk into a bike shop...


:::knock::: :::knock:::

Who's there???

Lol, it's a high-modulus, 300gm LOOK HSC 4, carbon fiber fork!!! hey!


Hey doc, I think I'm sick

What are your sysmptoms?

I'm buying a bunch of stuff from Nashbar, baby!! OCP is a SICKNESS, I need a cure. yuk yuk yuk


Hey, didya hear the one about the **** with the carbon fiber ****, yeah she went and ****** the plumber, and he said **** lay some pipe, she was like "Look mister, these Ksyriums are ****, and you can *** up your ********".

lol, yuk yuk


How did the chicken cross the road?

LOL, he's OCP so he crossed the road on a totally bad ass bike with superlight water-bottle cages and killer graphics!!!! whoa, hahaha!

[gapowermike]

Good stuff Zig.

[Ed Holland]

Ladiesngennelmen, I say I say I say....

Where will you never find an OCP cyclist....


Recycling! Bobboom Tsssh!!!

Ayeeethankyou.

[Joe Dog]

Q: How do you drop an OCP rider?

A: Wait til he can see his reflection in a window and make your move.

[Shifty]

Q: How do you drop an OCP rider?

A: Wait til he can see his reflection in a window and make your move.
+10
:D

[Joe Dog]

+10
:D

I actually did that once - on my commuting rig in my dork green vest... w/ PANNIERS :eek: . That's where I got the idea. Hehehehehe...

[classic1]

I actually did that once - on my commuting rig in my dork green vest... w/ PANNIERS :eek: . That's where I got the idea. Hehehehehe...


Was he on a Litespeed ? :rolleyes:

[2manybikes]

Q.) How many OCP members does it take to change a light bulb?

A.) Does the light bulb match my new jersey?



Q.)Why did the OCP member cross the road?

A.) Does that side of the road match my new jersey better?



Q.) What did the OCP member say when he saw an elephant coming over the hill?

A.) Does that elephant match my.......