TONGUE TWISTER! A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for
Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy
next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a
coincidence, we both have black eyes! Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the
most massive breasts was doing ticketing and instead of saying 'I'd like two
tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh,' and she socked me a good one." The first guy replies, "Wow,
this is unbelievable! Mine was a tongue twister accident too! I was at the
breakfast table and wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pass me a bowl of
Frosties, Honey.' But I accidentally said, "You ruined my life you evil,
self-centered, fat-assed B*tch.'

Ha ha! I heard a version of that joke, but instead of calling it a tongue twister, it was called a Freudian slip.