Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Can I be banned please?

if only through the end of the year? I have got so much work to do and I just can't seem to get to it—everything gets pushed off, schedules reworked, late evenings/weekends are totally booked. I'm out of time and I need to stop coming, but just can't help myself—the kids at the fixed gear/singlespeed forum are just way too fun.

I thought this would be over as soon as we finished the bffg/mng weekend but it's only gotten worse now that I've met some of you.

help

aww, does someody need an intervention?

i think we need s Fixed gear riders anonymous.... My name is Steaktaco and Im a Fix-aholic

first explain your new avatar

well... it's a blood vessel I did for work, but the client thought it had too much cholesterol (said the person would be dead). but what does he know, he's only a pharmacist.

but if I said it's a flaccid penis, could I be banned?

have your IT person block the website :P

edit your hosts file in C:\Windows

If company IT blocked bikeforums on me, I think I would have to quit my job. Seriously.

just modify your hosts file, it's easier :D

format c:

most sure-fire solution i know of

I have no idea what you computer geeks are talking about :rolleyes:

holy sh1t, best avatar ever.

get dial up. you'll hate life forever.

Be careful what you wish for.

Yes. Penis is unacceptable. You are banned!

Koffee

(ok, just kidding. Just for all this, I refuse to ban you. Suffer! *cackle*)

I thought it was a cross section of some kind of rim...

Show us your true work and I'll see what I can do...

There is a solution....but you won't like it.

Pick up a video game and start spending all of your time playing that. Oh, and start drinking a lot of scotch...and cracker type snack foods. After you gain 30 pounds you won't feel so bad about sitting on your ass visiting bike forums while you're not riding. Even if it does take up your free time.

Oh, start smoking too. And eat nothing but Hamburger Helper products (Tuna Helper is also acceptable).

c'mon taco. that's not very stylish of you. if you really wanted to get banned, you'd find a far more clever and creative way...
nude photos
obscenities
plots to take over developing nations
declarations of war against rival FG boards
intricate plans to turn crappy frames into pipe bombs
lewd comments toward msngr
revealing the secret ingredient
drunken posts with photos and suggestive dialogue not suitable for young audiences
homophobic comments

the possibilities are endless.
this thread is a disappointment.

c'mon taco. that's not very stylish of you. if you really wanted to get banned, you'd find a far more clever and creative way...
nude photos
obscenities
plots to take over developing nations
declarations of war against rival FG boards
intricate plans to turn crappy frames into pipe bombs
lewd comments toward msngr
revealing the secret ingredient
drunken posts with photos and suggestive dialogue not suitable for young audiences
homophobic comments

the possibilities are endless.
this thread is a disappointment.

i'm pretty sure he's done most of those ;)

( _,_ )

this thread has potential.

homophobic comments
Hey, it worked for Sincity over in the Road Forums...

( _,_ )
not suggestive enough.
c'mon.
you can do it.

yarrr, did you drink that sparks yet taco?

mhahahahah

I recommend suggestive ASCII-art.

well... it's a blood vessel I did for work, but the client thought it had too much cholesterol (said the person would be dead). but what does he know, he's only a pharmacist.

but if I said it's a flaccid penis, could I be banned?

I seriously thought it was the latest in tubular tire tech: a cross section photo. Actually thought about using them on the track.Yeah, I got it bad too...

Maybe he is banned. His account isn't accepting any PM's, or do you need to ****** your box?

Calling the mods Nazis gets you a slap on the wrist.

Maybe he is banned. His account isn't accepting any PM's, or do you need to ****** your box?

I think you're right. You can't send an email to him, either. And earlier tonight, his status didn't say '.banned'

Get some work done SteakTaco! I know you're reading this logged in as 'guest' with the join menu on the top and all the adds and everything...

if only through the end of the year? I have got so much work to do and I just can't seem to get to it—everything gets pushed off, schedules reworked, late evenings/weekends are totally booked. I'm out of time and I need to stop coming, but just can't help myself—the kids at the fixed gear/singlespeed forum are just way too fun.

I thought this would be over as soon as we finished the bffg/mng weekend but it's only gotten worse now that I've met some of you.

help

Just put take the shortcut off the desktop and you'll visit less. Or go up to the pictures thread and make innocent comments on people's bikes.

I love flaccid penii

Yes. Penis is unacceptable. You are banned!

Koffee

(ok, just kidding. Just for all this, I refuse to ban you. Suffer! *cackle*)

Looks like you are now the Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger of the bikeforum, way to go steaktaco!!!!
:beer:

Calling the mods Nazis gets you a slap on the wrist.

not calling the Chicago Metra Polizia a bunch of Nazis can get you a night in jail

Penis is unacceptable


I think this was meant in a different way.

I am confused?

Is PENIS acceptable in certain context?

Or is Penii acceptable because it is nonexistent.

Hey steaky! write something like this to get banned:

Boy does [165] have a really nice Penis. I would sure like to see it in person sometime rather than on the internet.

or

I wish I was going to the ride with you all tonight, but the moderators deleted my ability to see what was going on. Those a_sses. Hmmm. Maybe they should just move this thread to another forum. F_ucking S_hit. Crappola. Don't forget that Benito Musilini got hung by his own people! Fascists.

That would most definetly get you banned.

I want you to stay on the board!

Happy Thanksgiving!

There is a solution....but you won't like it.

Pick up a video game and start spending all of your time playing that. Oh, and start drinking a lot of scotch...and cracker type snack foods. After you gain 30 pounds you won't feel so bad about sitting on your ass visiting bike forums while you're not riding. Even if it does take up your free time.

Oh, start smoking too. And eat nothing but Hamburger Helper products (Tuna Helper is also acceptable).

I take offense. I find mind self mostly trolling here nowadays, but I blame neither the scotch nor cigarette addiction. I blame you guys.

In fact, I think I am only here when I drink scotch and smoke cigarettes*. Getting to blame, it's all your fault

*edit: which I am!

If company IT blocked bikeforums on me, I think I would have to quit my job. Seriously.

lol, gettin' paid to read BF is my occupation as well :D

^^ No doubt!

']Penis is unacceptable


I think this was meant in a different way.

You did not!