trmcgeehan
11-27-05, 06:17 AM
Three guys were sitting at a bar. They look across the bar, and see a man sitting alone. He looks just like Jesus. They go over to him, and say: "Hey Buddy, you look just like Jesus!" The guy replies: "I AM Jesus." (hanging out with the sinners). The first guy says: "Jesus, I have had a splitting headache for six weeks. Is there anything you can do for me? Jesus touches his head -- instant healing! The second guy says: "Jesus, I have had chronic back pain all my life. Is there anything you can do for me?" Jesus touches his back -- instant healing! The third guy says: "Jesus, please don't lay a hand on me, I have 100% disability." ;-)