An officer pulls over a SUV after it flew through a red light. When he approached the side window he noticed a male driver and a female passenger. The officer leans in and says, "Hey you just blew right through that red light." Suddenly the passenger exclaims, " You liar I finished while it was yellow."
TacoPropelled
03-07-06, 12:08 PM
why cant women measure?
all of their lives men have been telling them that this
|--------------------------------| is 6 inches.
Michigander
03-08-06, 10:22 AM
Right. And women must also get confused by weight. But thats just from plain stoopidity, not a feeling of insecurity or anything. Its probably got a lot to do with how the female brain is 10% smaller than the male brain.
TacoPropelled
03-08-06, 10:30 AM
michigander, thats science.
These are so bad I love them all.
Why did the man cross the road?
His d*i*c was stuck in the chicken
Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You don't have to beg your girlfriend to blow your paycheck
Bikemiker
06-29-06, 05:31 PM
[QUOTE=Stacey]Q: What do they call the useless skin at the end of a penis?
A: A man!
QUOTE]
:roflmao:
Why do they call the area between a woman's chest and her hips a waist?
Because you could easily fit two more t!ts there... :roflmao: ..... :D ..... :o.... ;)