If your a women or easily offended dont read this

[Arom]

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womens rights

[Arom]

im sorry if your offended its just a joke i haerd it today and it was too corny not to pass on

[Stacey]

Even funnier



Equal rights & All men are created equal.

[Siu Blue Wind]

Arom....if you and I were in the same room, I'd get to do the PUNCH line. Get it? Ha. Funny. Yep. Uh huh. Hardy har har. :rolleyes: :D

[MediaCreations]

Gee Arom, you're a scream. You should do stand up.

With witty, clever, intelligent material like that you'd be sure to be a big hit.

[Brillig]

Wanna hear a joke?


Your literacy?

[royalflash]

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Womens rights

I am really hoping for your sake that you were drunk when you posted this

[Arom]

guys it was a horrible joke i dont agree with it i just thought it might bag some cheap laughs, i like the literacy punchline better its actually good taste humor

[Team Hammertime]

Why are wedding dresses white?

Because all household appliances come in white.

thank you thank you


Flame away.

[Jerseysbest]

Don't look here for a joke....







Its in your pants!

[eubi]

Why are wedding dresses white?

Because all household appliances come in white.

thank you thank you

Flame away.

Now THAT'S funny!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb in the kitchen?
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None. She can cook in the dark!

[Arom]

ha got one for ya...
why do women have small feet..... so they can get closer to the stove
ha let the insults come

[60cycle]

timing, people.


it's in the timing.

[kingsfan4life]

"da da CHH"

[xyz]

What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?

The're both fun to ride 'till your friends see you on one.

[xyz]

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't follow you around when your done using it.

[Keith99]

Your literacy?

You're going to have to spell it out for him!

Oh wait, perhaps you don't have to anymore.

[Prisoner]

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't follow you around when your done using it.


Priceless. :roflmao:

[xyz]

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?


None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

[italianbiker]

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, you already told her twice!

hahaha

[my58vw]

You guys are a blast... NOT!

Here is a few...

A man went to the doctor's because he suffered from terrible headaches.
The doctor gave him a full exam and shook his head. "I'm sorry," the
doctor said, " You have an inoperable brain tumor and will need to have a brain transplant immediately. I can operate on you today but you'll need to pick out a brain."

The man followed the doctor into another room to pick out his brain.
"Okay," the doctor said, "the men's brains are over here and cost $100,000. Or you could get a woman's brain, over there, those cost $30,000. Pick which ever one you want."

The man could not help but ask, "Why such a difference in price between the male and the female brain?"

"Well," the doctor replied, "you have to take into account that the female brain was actually used."

:roflmao:

A farmer and his wife are in bed. He reaches forward and feels her breasts.
He says "you know if these were bigger we wouldn't need the cow"
She reaches back to feel his penis and says "If this was bigger we wouldn't need the farm manager"

Q: How are men and linolium alike?
A: If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

:roflmao:

This one is cute!

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats.


Mandy

[KrisPistofferson]

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, you already told her twice!

hahaha
:eek: Hey, wow, maybe it's time to close the thread, unless y'all want to hear my repertoire of unfunny racist jokes, too. :rolleyes:

[italianbiker]

ahh come on. 58vw had some good ones (i'm sure she does) ,but to close the thread. its just a joke. i like the brain one

hey 58,

Q: why do doctors slap babies.
A:to slap the di@ks of the stupid ones.
lol, that one is kind of mean - but i like it. maybe thats why i cant get a girlfriend, ya think

actually its the girls at work that tell me these, there only jokes

[Brillig]

A woman asks her husband for $10 grand for a breast augmentation.

The husband hands her a roll of toilet paper and says, "Here, just make rolls of this and rub them between your breasts"

"Will that make my breasts bigger?"

"Sure, why not? It sure worked on your ass".

[xyz]

What's the best thing about a blow job?


The five minutes of silence.

[javna_golina]

All these sexist jokes are lame. I mean, I know some fine racist jokes, but my sexist repetoire is lacking. I expect better than this people. Poor effort.

[Pink_Ninja]

lol

[Michigander]

Men who are equal to women lack initiative. Furthermore, behind every great man, there is an even greater piece of ass.

Women, can't live with em, can't shoot em.

[Arom]

why did the female cross the road?





First tell me why she left the kitchen

du dum (crash)

[SHOOP]

Because she want's to :lol: :roflmao:




NO!!!!!

[Michigander]

Why are womens feet smaller?


So they can get closer to the sink.

[Michigander]

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?


Because she was a woman.

[Brillig]

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?


Because she was a woman.

Now THAT is freakin' funny.

[sngltrackdufus]

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't follow you around when your done using it.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[sngltrackdufus]

What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?

The're both fun to ride 'till your friends see you on one.
Hey! Fat girls give more cushion for the pushin'. A walkin', talkin'(unfortunately) waterbed!

[Michigander]

Heres one from Drew Carey

"How many militant feminests does it take to change a light bulb?


Two, one to change the bulb, and one to suck my d***."

[xyz]

A nurse is giving a woman in a coma a sponge bath. As she is washing between her legs she noticies the womans heart rate rises. She calls the womans husband and tell him that oral sex might be the key to bringing her out of the coma. The husband says, "it's worth a shot" and drives to the hospital.

The nurse lets him in the room and shuts the door. Minutes later the woman flatlines.

The nurse rushes in yelling, "what happened? What happened?".

The man says, "I don't know, I think she choked".

[Pheard]

You guys are a blast... NOT!

Here is a few...

A man went to the doctor's because he suffered from terrible headaches.
The doctor gave him a full exam and shook his head. "I'm sorry," the
doctor said, " You have an inoperable brain tumor and will need to have a brain transplant immediately. I can operate on you today but you'll need to pick out a brain."

The man followed the doctor into another room to pick out his brain.
"Okay," the doctor said, "the men's brains are over here and cost $100,000. Or you could get a woman's brain, over there, those cost $30,000. Pick which ever one you want."

The man could not help but ask, "Why such a difference in price between the male and the female brain?"

"Well," the doctor replied, "you have to take into account that the female brain was actually used."

:roflmao:

A farmer and his wife are in bed. He reaches forward and feels her breasts.
He says "you know if these were bigger we wouldn't need the cow"
She reaches back to feel his penis and says "If this was bigger we wouldn't need the farm manager"

Q: How are men and linolium alike?
A: If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

:roflmao:

This one is cute!

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men throw things at cats.


Mandy
Haha, funny because we all know men run the world. Without us, the world would be a bunch of vegan lesbians.

[Stacey]

Haha, funny because we all know men run the world. Without us, the world would be a bunch of vegan lesbians.


Ha! If it weren't for lesbians, there wouldn't be any porn that you'd watch :lol:

[blonduathlongrl]

Ha! If it weren't for lesbians, there wouldn't be any porn that you'd watch :lol:
lol.. so true..
and did you ever notice how blond jokes are always so short? that's so men can remember them!

[Stacey]

Q: What do they call the useless skin at the end of a penis?








A: A man!



:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[blonduathlongrl]

:beer: :beer:

[Brillig]

Ha! If it weren't for lesbians, there wouldn't be any porn that you'd watch :lol:

Oh dear, those aren't lesbians having lesbian sex in our porn movies. (Perish the thought).

[Stacey]

Nah, theyre just acting like lesbians. If you'd ask them, they don't have D.Y.K.E cards

[substructure]

A woman asks her husband for $10 grand for a breast augmentation.

The husband hands her a roll of toilet paper and says, "Here, just make rolls of this and rub them between your breasts"

"Will that make my breasts bigger?"

"Sure, why not? It sure worked on your ass".

My Lord, I didn't think you had it in you.

[substructure]

Why did God create Adam first.

To give him a moment of peace.

[Brillig]

My Lord, I didn't think you had it in you.

Humor?

[substructure]

Humor?

No sexist jokes.

[xyz]

Why is a gun better than a woman?


You can buy a silencer for a gun.

[gapowermike]

Funniest thread I've ever read.

Highly inappropriate, but also highly entertaining.

Michael