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KingTermite
11-30-05, 03:45 PM
Christmas Shopping


Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last
minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very
fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and
wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that
I felt obligated to buy. Then I noticed that I was missing a
receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I
retraced my steps to the mall entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard
a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed
boy of about 12 years old.

He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a
ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill.
Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand!

Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him
what was wrong.

He told me his sad story.

He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers
and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old.
His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs.
She made very little to support her large family. Nevertheless,
she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her
children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off
by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the
money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to
take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an
older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared
into the night.

"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.

The boy said, "I did."

"And nobody came to help you?" I wondered.

The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.

"How loudly did you scream?" I inquired.

The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"

I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy
cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car.

Red Baron
11-30-05, 05:31 PM
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job
it was to process the mail that had illegible addresses. One
day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God.
He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The
letter read:

Dear God,


I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.

Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it,

which was all the money I have until my next pension check.



Next Sunday is Christmas, and my two old friends are coming

for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food
with. I have no family left to turn to, and you are my only hope.

Will you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna



The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all
the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and
came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds,
he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and
sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt
a warm glow thinking of Edna and her friends and the dinner

they would be able to share.



Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter
came from Edna - addressed to God. All the workers gathered
around. It read,



Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did?



Because of your love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for

my friends. We had a very nice day and I told them of

your wonderful gift! We had a good cry together over it.

Sincerely,

Edna



PS- By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been

those thieving *******s at the Post Office.

Sincerely,
Edna

eubi
11-30-05, 07:35 PM
Those are such touching Christmas stories...it makes me want to cry!

Courtesy of Tom Lehrer, a true American genius:

Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly.
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don't say when.

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens.
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.

On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore.
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.

Relations, sparing no expense, 'll
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
("Just the thing I need, how nice!")

It doesn't matter how sincere it is,
Nor how heart felt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!

So, let the raucous sleighbells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.

It's much better with the music...

kingsfan4life
01-03-06, 03:13 PM
stealing a kid's money- first class ticket to hell

maximan1
05-15-08, 12:37 AM
Unless you are a kid yourself :D

East Hill
05-15-08, 01:27 PM
Unless you are a kid yourself :D

Doesn't make it any better, Maxi...

East Hill