classic1
12-01-05, 05:23 AM
A man walks in to see his optometrist carrying a violin case.
The optometrist says to the man 'I didn't know you played the violin'
The man says 'I don't, I have something to show you'.
He opens the violin case. Inside is a remarkably large and extremely smelly 2 foot long turd.
'WTF did you bring that here for? That's disgusting' says the optometrist. 'Why didn't you go and see your GP or a gastroenterologist or something?'
'I had to bring it here to show you', explained the man
'But why?'
'Well, when I did this it brought tears to my eyes'
The optometrist says to the man 'I didn't know you played the violin'
The man says 'I don't, I have something to show you'.
He opens the violin case. Inside is a remarkably large and extremely smelly 2 foot long turd.
'WTF did you bring that here for? That's disgusting' says the optometrist. 'Why didn't you go and see your GP or a gastroenterologist or something?'
'I had to bring it here to show you', explained the man
'But why?'
'Well, when I did this it brought tears to my eyes'