Prisoner
12-01-05, 12:11 PM
Working People Frequently Ask Retired People What They Do To Make Their Days Interesting. I Went To The Store The Other Day. I Was Only In There For About 5 Minutes. When I Came Out There Was A Cop Writing Out A Parking Ticket. I Went Up To Him And Said, "come On, Buddy, How About Giving A Senior A Break?"
He Ignored Me, And Continued Writing The Ticket. I Called Him A Name. He Glared At Me, And Started Writing Another Ticket For Having Worn Tires.
So I Called Him A Worse Name. He Finished The Second Ticket, And Put It On The Windshield With The First. Then He Started Writing A Third Ticket.
This Went On For About 20 Minutes.
The More I Abused I Him, The More Tickets He Wrote.
I Didn't Care. My Car Was Parked Around The Corner, And This One Had A "Hillary In '08" Bumper Sticker On It.
I Try To Have A Little Fun Each Day Now That I'm Retired.
It's Important At Our Age:D
He Ignored Me, And Continued Writing The Ticket. I Called Him A Name. He Glared At Me, And Started Writing Another Ticket For Having Worn Tires.
So I Called Him A Worse Name. He Finished The Second Ticket, And Put It On The Windshield With The First. Then He Started Writing A Third Ticket.
This Went On For About 20 Minutes.
The More I Abused I Him, The More Tickets He Wrote.
I Didn't Care. My Car Was Parked Around The Corner, And This One Had A "Hillary In '08" Bumper Sticker On It.
I Try To Have A Little Fun Each Day Now That I'm Retired.
It's Important At Our Age:D