Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - No break is for hipsters

:p My {edit, by mod** is big enough, no need to prove anything. That's why i ride with a brake.

The hipsters in SF call it BRAKE.

those fools!

omg stop the madness

I'd like a brake, but it would **** up my unmachined black deep-v, and if I keep my fork I'd have to drill it...and I'm broke!

:p My {edit** is big enough, no need to prove anything. That's why i ride with a break.

doesn't look so big from where i'm sitting, but i'll give you a break...

:p My {edit** is big enough, no need to prove anything. That's why i ride with a brake.

turd brain

I'd like a brake, but it would **** up my unmachined black deep-v, and if I keep my fork I'd have to drill it...and I'm broke!

http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=1889036&postcount=9

where's shants when you need him? my bet is if he sees this he's gonna come up with something even better than '******lips'. i have faith in the boy.

shants?

The hipsters in SF call it BRAKE.
very clever.I don't see any glory in having no brake. sorry for starting this thread i'm :o drunk

very clever.I don't see any glory in having no brake. sorry for starting this thread i'm :o drunk

excuses, excuses. you threw rocks at the hornet nest (and it's not like we weren't all riled up already) and now you're gonna have to live with the consequences :D

the best part is you can't edit the thread title.

Just trying help. Seemed like you were having a rough time with those evil "break"-less hipsters.

very clever.I don't see any glory in having no brake. sorry for starting this thread i'm :o drunk

also; BAD hipster! no break for you! (drunk or not)

I think I get what he's saying. The average hipster is forced to work in retail, where conditions often don't allow him time to take a break.

Tragic, the plight of today's hipster.

I always ride with a brick in my pocket to fend off unwanted attention. That's all i meant.

I think I get what he's saying. The average hipster is forced to work in retail, where conditions often don't allow him time to take a break.

Tragic, the plight of today's hipster.

hmm, perhaps the hipsters need a césar chávez analog to organize them? kakhis NO! breaks YES!

something like that...

Hey Everyone! Look!

He wrote break instead of brake!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I always ride with a brick in my pocket to fend off unwanted attention. That's all i meant.

you're not gonna get off that easy dude, you put your foot squarely in it ;)
you may as well suck it up and take the beating you have coming. (at least you're already drunk, that'll make it easier to take).

hmm, perhaps the hipsters need a césar chávez analog to organize them? kakhis NO! breaks YES!

something like that...

Yeah like:

Si! Se rompe!

I think he should be their Chavez! A fine leader he would make! With bricks for houses, breaks for bicycles, and brakes also for bicycles. Those are some serious choices hipsters! Wake up and realize!

Si! Se rompe!

hmm, perhaps the hipsters need a césar chávez analog to organize them? kakhis NO! breaks YES!

something like that...

In fifty years, they'll rename Valencia Street to honor the noble soul that organizes the hipsters.

well, some of us *ehem, tink* can arrange a break.

bringing Chavez into a hipster thread, them's fighting words. what next, summoning Rosa Parks into a thread about getting hit by a bus?

and some of us are attacking a box of wine in hopes of catching up.

i break for nothing

Damn, i'm {Incapable of spelling or reading the forum guidelines**.

Damn, i'm {edit**.

yup :D

this one might be good enough to make into stickers, maybe even a t-shirt!

:p My {edit** is big enough, no need to prove anything. That's why i ride with a brake.

What would your mom think?

note to self: franzia "chillable red" is far inferior to almaden merlot.

yeah break {enough already, edit**!

What would your mom think?
his mom already knows. She's seen 'im naked!

his mom already knows. She's seen 'im naked!

Not the naked part - I am talking about the SPELLING!!!

It's like coming home with and F!

does she know he hides his "hipsterness" in his fanny pack?

thats why she said: Son, dont be stupid! Put a break on your bike.Girls will follow anyway....

thats why she said: Son, dont be stupid! Put a break on your bike.Girls will follow anyway....

All those aluminum bikes like to break.

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you never had one. who told you so?Donwalking?

"son, break {edit**?"

I think at this point it might be time to demand public flogging.

My brake hand is tired.

My brake hand is tired.
so use the other one. It's like "cheating".

go easy on the guy. he's polish or something

{Can't take a hint**

Hi. Rev. Chuck here, The next guy that uses the word cock any variation of it or one of those me55ed up spellings gets a one week period to do something besides post here. Ok? cool.

who's not scared to say: c...
edit. abbreviations don't count chucky?

anybody else want one, a ban that is? Rev. Chuck

Anybody else want a break?

WOW! :eek:
way to use that company booze. got any photocopies or scans to show us? :D