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12-08-05, 05:05 PM
How many penguines does it take to build a lighthouse?
None, alligators can't fly.
How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares man? it was too bright in here anyway.
2 stoners walk into a bar and order 3 bags of chrisps and a 12 inch pianist. "Hey, wasn't that the punchline?" asks the first "sarch me" says the other "i was over there shaggin the fruit machine"
how do you get a one armed junkie out of a tree?
throw him a spliff
did you hear the one about the junkie who couldn't afford weed so he tried curry powder?
apparently hes in a korma.
None, alligators can't fly.
How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares man? it was too bright in here anyway.
2 stoners walk into a bar and order 3 bags of chrisps and a 12 inch pianist. "Hey, wasn't that the punchline?" asks the first "sarch me" says the other "i was over there shaggin the fruit machine"
how do you get a one armed junkie out of a tree?
throw him a spliff
did you hear the one about the junkie who couldn't afford weed so he tried curry powder?
apparently hes in a korma.